雪莉·麦克琳
保罗·纽曼
罗伯特·米彻姆
迪恩·马丁
吉恩·凯利
罗伯特·卡明斯
迪克·范·戴克
旺 夫 魔 女
J·李·汤普森 监 制
女主角礼服设计 伊迪丝·海德
同名小说 作者 格温·戴维斯
制 片 亚瑟·P·雅各布斯
导 演 J·李·汤普森
17.52美元 $17.52.
我59年和60年的欠税交清了 That settles my back taxes for '59 and '60.
- 清了 - 敲骨吸髓 你们全是 - That does it. - Gougers, all of you.
- 敲骨吸髓 - 别跟我说 我在这每周只赚60块 - Gougers! - Don't tell it to me. I make 60 bucks a week here.
- 你先 女士 我可以等等 - 谢谢你 - Go ahead, lady. I can wait. - Oh, thank you.
这是交钱的地方吗 Is this where you give the money in?
借问 这是交钱的地方吗 Excuse me. Is this where you give the money in?
给我你的表 小姐 Let me see your form, miss.
我是说 你填了表吗 你的文件在哪里 I mean, did you make out a form? I mean, where are your papers?
我想这是唯一必需的文件 Oh. This is the only paper that I thought was necessary.
没有正规的1040表格我不能收你的支票 Oh, I can't take your check without the regular 1040 form.
以确保给你正确返还额 It's to be sure it's the correct amount according to your return.
这不用返还 只是交钱 Well, this isn't according to any return. It's just money.
我想交给国库 I wanna give it to the government.
这很不正规 Well, this is very irregular.
首先 这是国税局 First of all, this is the department of internal revenue and...
两亿一千一百五十八万六千元七角九分
美国财政部
两亿一千一百五十八万六千元七角九分
四月
我明白了 Oh, I get it.
四月傻瓜 下一个 April fool. Next!
- 拜托不要 - 下一个 - No, please. - Next!
然后我去找首席办事员 And... and I went to see the head clerk...
然后助理找到财政部长 And then the assistant to the secretary of treasury...
然后财政部长 And then the secretary of treasury...
可是当我坚持要找总统时 But when I insisted on seeing the president...
他们坚持要我来找你 They insisted I come to see you!
史凡森先生 Dr. Svenson...
你也觉得我疯了吗 Do you think I'm crazy too?
名字是"史蒂凡森" The... the name is "steffanson"...
维克多·史蒂凡森 Victor steffanson...
我们这儿从没用过那个字眼 And, um... and we never use that word around here.
本森夫人 你只要吃一片并放松 给 Now, Mrs. Benson, you just take one of these and try to relax. Here, dear.
你知道 You know, Mrs...
粉红 粉红药片 Pink. They're pink pills!
- 我丈夫就是粉红 我不能吃粉红药片 - 只要嚼一片 - My husband was pink! I can't take a pink pill! - Ju-just crunch it.
嚼碎咽下去下去 没错 没错 Crunch it right down. Th-that's right. That's right.
本森夫人 Uh, Mrs. Benson...
你很明显是某种心理失常的受害者 You are obviously the victim of some inner disturbance...
姑且这么说吧 In which, well, for the want of a better word...
你的负疚感让你产生奇怪念头 Your guilts have led you to a state of fantasy...
其中 A In which, um, "a,"
泼天富贵是你的负担 you are burdened with some fantastic wealth...
B 你渴望弃之如敝屐 And... and "b" you are eager to rid yourself of it...
好像在做古代的驱鬼或辟邪仪式 As in the ancient ritual of exorcising some dybbuk or, uh, evil spirit.
听着 听着 听着 这很正常 Now, now, now, now. Now, this is normal.
失陪 Excuse me.
哎 请别 什么 Yes. Please don't... what?
哦 哎 请接过来 Oh, yes. Put him on, please.
喂 弗雷德 嗯哼 你调查过了 Oh, hello, Fred. Uh-huh. You investigated. And?
弗雷德 支票是真的 F- Fred. Th-the check is good?
嗯哼 谢谢你 弗雷德 Uh-huh. Thank you, Fred.
我有最奇怪的麻酥酥感觉直到我的 I have the strangest tingling sensation in my...
我的脚趾尖 My toes.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
什么 What?
- 出什么事了 - A 你晕倒了 B 我给你浇水 - Uh, w-what happened? - Well, "a" you fainted and "b" I poured water on you.
我很抱歉 但我不知道还有什么别的办法 I'm terribly sorry, but I didn't know what else to do.
没关系 你做得很对 No, it-it's all right. You did the right thing.
你经常晕倒吗 Um, do you faint often?
只是偶尔 Oh, just once in a while.
在我震惊的意识到我大错特错的时候 It's the shock of realization whenever I've been dead wrong about something.
晕倒是一种逃避 The fainting is, um, running away, as it were...
当现实中我意识到 From the reality that I'm not...
我不是绝对正确 I'm not infallible.
你瞧 这已经成了我的生活方式 Y- you see, it's been the pattern of my life...
从我还是孩子的时候 From the time I was a...
等等 怎么回事 Wait a minute. What is this?
谁跟谁看病呢 Who's doing what to who... Or whom?
本森夫人 你是青春淑女 Mrs. Benson, you are a young woman...
显然身家大约两亿 Who is apparently worth in the neighborhood of... $200 million!
因为某个难以置信的缘故 你想交公 And for some incredible reason, you wanna give it to the government!
你不需要心理医生 你需要脑部检查 Y- you don't need a psychiatrist. You need your head examined.
- 现在 离开我的办公室 出去 - 不 史蒂凡森医生 - Now, out of my office! Out! - No, Dr. Steffanson.
- 离开我的办公室 - 一分钟前你还说 - Out of my office! - You said something a minute ago...
这非常真实和能理解 That was very understanding and true.
我之前从未听谁这样说 我想要您的帮助 I never heard it expressed before. But I want your help.
- 夫人 - 求您 - Mrs... - Oh, please!
好吧 Ah, yes.
好 我发的誓言禁止我对哭求帮助不闻不问 Yes, the oath I took forbids me to turn away from a cry for help.
坐下 本森夫人 Sit down, Mrs. Benson.
哦 你说我想摆脱我的钱 Oh! It was what you said about my wanting to get rid of my money...
就像驱邪 Like exorcising some evil spirit.
- 是的 - 史蒂凡森医生 - Ah, yes. - Dr. Steffanson.
- 嗯哼 - 我想我可能是个魔女 - Mm-hmm? - I think I may be some kind of a witch.
得了 得了 本森夫人 Oh-ho-ho. Come, come now, Mrs. Benson.
现在是19世 呃 20世纪了 This is the 19th centur... Er, uh, 20th century.
不 真的 我接触的每个男人到惨遭横死 No! Really! Every man whose life I touch withers.
真的吗 夫人 Really? Uh, Mrs...
本森夫人 请转过去 试着放松 Mrs. Benson, please, just turn over and... and try to relax.
继续说 Go right ahead.
我生下来叫露易莎·梅·福斯特 Well, I was born Louisa may foster...
出生在俄亥俄州小镇克劳利村 In the small town of crawleyville, Ohio.
我搞不懂的是 我从来不想要钱 Oh, I can't understand it. I never wanted money.
我只想要的是过简单生活 All I ever wanted was to lead a simple life...
与一个我爱并爱我的男人在一起 With one man to love and to love me.
在某个小村里过简单生活 A simple life somewhere in a little cottage...
这是我想要的所有 从小女孩起 That's all I ever wanted ever since I was a little girl with my mother and father.
你妈妈 你妈妈怎样 Oh, your mother. What was your mother like?
妈妈 呃 Mother? Well...
妈妈将我和爸爸收拾得像胸针一样整洁 每个礼拜日带我们去教堂 Mother kept daddy and me clean, neat as a pin, and took us to church every Sunday.
所以现在我跟你们说 爱邻如己 So now I say unto you, love thy neighbor as thyself.
给比得好 'Tis better to give than to receive.
钱是一切罪恶之源 Money is the root of all evil.
妈妈甚至将这些箴言做成刺绣 Mother even had embroidered these very sentiments
挂在我们家起居室里 on samplers for our living room at home.
但人穷志短 妈妈发现难以践行这些理念 But we were poor, and mother found it hard to live up to these ideas.
早安 詹金斯夫人 Good day, Mrs. Jenkins.
谢尔曼 你看见艾米莉·詹金斯了吗 Sherman, did you see Emily Jenkins?
那个用貂皮披肩蒙得严严实实的懒虫 That slob smothered in a mink cape.
我对她恨之入骨 I hate her guts!
看我得到了什么 Look what I've got.
她老公十五年前是个运务员 和你一样 Her husband was a shipping clerk 15 years ago, same as you.
现在看看他 看看你 你的干劲到哪去了 你的雄心到哪去了 Now look at him. Look at you. Where's your drive? Where's your ambition?
这世界看什么 成功 钱 That's what counts in this world... Success! Money!
成功 钱 体面人俱乐部会长 Success! Money! President of the nice fellows club!
钱 成功 出人头地 Money! Success! Get to the top!
钱 成功 钱 钱钱钱 Money! Success! Money! Money, money, money!
岁月流逝 As the years went by...
我看见我亲爱的爸爸在此之下日渐萎缩 I saw my dear, sweet daddy dwindle away under this...
直到你几乎都意识不到他存在 Till you practically didn't know he was there.
我开始明白妈妈那些刺绣的真正心意了 I began to understand what mother really meant by those samplers.
爱邻如己
爱 己
给比得好
得 好
钱是一切罪恶之源
钱是一切
你办事得当 我们就会有使不完的钱 You play your cards right and we'll have more money than we need.
但是妈妈 钱不是一切 But, mother, money isn't everything!
我知道伦纳德·克劳利拥有克劳利商场 I know Leonard crawley owns crawley's emporium...
和克劳利村四分之三的地产 And three quarters of the property in crawleyville...
但我不会仅仅因为他是镇里最富的人就嫁给他 But I'm not gonna marry him just because he's the richest man in town.
他鬼鬼祟祟 讨厌 无趣 He's a sneak and a bore and a drag...
他和这里每个姑娘都有一腿 And, oh, he's been with every girl there is...
此外 我不爱他 And besides, I don't love him!
- 没有爱这回事 - 他是势利之徒 - There's no such thing as love! - He's a snob!
他看不起您和我们住的地方 He's ashamed of you and where we live.
他来接我时甚至都不愿进屋 Why, he won't even walk in this house when he comes to call for me.
如果我不是不得已 我也不会进这种地方 I wouldn't come in here either, if I didn't have to.
露易莎 你出落得如花似玉 Louisa, you turned out real beautiful.
你有资本可卖 听妈妈的话 现在就去卖 You have something to sell. Take a mother's advice. Sell it now!
- 伦纳德来了 你最好快点 - 不 我不去 - There's Leonard. You better hurry. - No, I'm not going!
你敢拒绝像伦纳德·克劳利这样的男人 How dare you turn down a man like Leonard crawley!
我告诉你他有钱 你去得到它 I tell you he has money. You go and get it!
伦纳德在等候 Leonard was waiting.
我考量他不得不提供的一切 I thought over everything he had to offer.
克劳利宅邸 克劳利马厩 The crawley home, the crawley stables...
克劳利百货商场 Crawley's department store...
但一想起伦纳德他本人 But then there was Leonard himself.
伦纳德·克劳利 呃 Leonard crawley was, um...
我该怎么说呢 Hmm. How shall I say it?
呃 我猜这不公平 Well, that's not fair, I guess.
他只是伦纳德·克劳利 狗钱养的 He was just Leonard crawley, son of wealth.
挨着我做好 宝贝 Put 'er right down next to mine, baby.
- 我倒希望我这样说呢 - 随时候命 - Gee, I wish I'd said that. - Aw, you can use it anytime you want.
请相信克劳利 Just give credit to crawley.
克劳利对这镇里别人都没这样好过呢 That's more than crawley ever did for anyone else in this town.
顺便说一下 你最好让你妈妈知道 Oh, by the way, you better let your mom know...
她冰箱付款的事 That the payment's due on her refrigerator.
别让她以为因为我们要结婚了 Don't let her get the idea that 'cause we're getting married...
我就对她高抬贵手了 I'm gonna let her off the hook.
不不 顺便说一下 她可能不是你的亲妈 Oh, no, no. By the way, she couldn't be your real mother.
她一定是在某个风雨交加的晚上 She must've been left on your front doorstep...
装在笼子里留在你家门前的 One stormy night in a cage.
为什么你如此决心要娶我 Why are you so intent on marrying me...
很明显我对你和所有你 When it's perfectly obvious I'm indifferent to you...
不得不提供的所谓好处无动于衷 And all of the so-called advantages you have to offer?
正是因为这个 宝贝 你是镇里唯一的 That's just it, baby. You're the only girl in town...
不对我投怀送抱 并尖叫"要我"的姑娘 Who doesn't throw herself in front of me in the mud and scream, "take me, take me."
你知道吗 你让人想起好教养 You know, you suggest good breeding.
天知道你从哪里学到的 Heaven knows where you got it from.
而且你会给我生下继承人 But, uh, also you'll produce me an heir...
我妈就不会说我 And, uh, then my mother will stop nagging me...
不孝有三 无后为大 About carrying on the crawley tradition.
结婚还需要更好的理由吗 嗯 Any better reason than that for getting married, huh?
- 嗯 - 那爱呢 - Hmm? - How about love?
爱 我们这么说吧 甜心 Love? Well, let me put it this way, honey.
我很富 你很穷 I'm very rich and you're very poor.
你回心转意是迟早的事 And sooner or later, you're gonna come around.
嗯 你知道我本来无动于衷吗 Mm. You know the indifference I felt?
呃 它开始变了 Well, it's beginning to change.
它开始变成完全的蔑视 It's beginning to blossom into complete contempt.
我怎么跟你说的 甜心 What'd I tell you, honey?
我早告诉你回心转意是迟早的事 I told you you were gonna come around sooner or later.
我得去找商场经理要早六点新闻 I gotta pick up the 6:00 town news from my store manager.
嗯 克劳利盖世太保 Mm. The crawley gestapo.
哦 不错 不错 Ohhh, yes.
嗯 哦 好碍眼 Huh? Oh, that eyesore.
镇上唯一我们没拥有的钉子户 The only spot in town we don't own.
但霍珀回心转意只是时间问题 But it's just a matter of time before old hopper will come around.
就像你一样 宝贝 Just like you, baby.
下午好 克劳利先生 福斯特小姐 天气不错 Good afternoon, Mr. Crawley, miss foster. Nice weather we're having.
- 好了 说快点 迪斯克 - 遵命 - All right. Make it fast, Driscoll. - Yes, sir.
今天威洛比夫人看医生回来迟到了五分钟 Mrs. Willoughby was five minutes late getting back from the doctor's today.
- 哦 从她薪水中扣掉五块 - 遵命 - Oh. Five dollars fine off her salary. - Yes, sir.
霍珀回应了你对他地产的最新出价 Hopper sent back the answer to your latest bid on his property.
还是"不" 他说他不想要钱 It's still "no." He says he doesn't want to make money.
他只想留着他的小地方做个念想 He just wants to keep his little place as it is.
埃德加·霍珀 Edgar hopper.
我自从高中后就没遇见过他 I haven't run into him since high school.
嗯 我想知道过失杀人得蹲多少天 Hmm. I wonder how many days I'd get for manslaughter.
在克劳利村 他们甚至不会罚你款 先生 In crawleyville, they wouldn't even fine you, sir.
- 嗨 伦尼 - 埃德加 你最好看路 - Hi, Lenny. - Edgar, you better watch where you're going.
对 你说的没错 伦尼 我在看太阳 Yeah, you're right, Lenny. I was looking at the sun.
- 你不发火 - 为什么我要发火 是我的错 - Aren't you angry? - Why should I be angry? It was my fault.
- 那样也许我们可以打架 - 那样做没意义 伦尼 - Then maybe we could fight. - There's no sense in doing that, Lenny.
你总是打败我 橄榄球 高尔夫球 网球 一切 You'd kick the heck out of me... all that football and golf and tennis and everything.
你是真正的赢家 伦尼 You're a real winner, Lenny.
那你呢 公认的懦夫 What are you, an orthodox coward?
不 伦尼 我只是信奉消极抵抗 No, Lenny, I just believe in passive resistance.
哦 你是圣雄霍珀 Oh. A mahatma hopper, I presume.
不 事实上 甘地和我都私淑此人 亨利·梭罗 No, as a matter of fact, Gandhi and I both got it from this guy... Henry Thoreau.
你全身都是泥巴 埃德加 You're all covered with mud, Edgar!
哦 我是说 霍珀先生 Oh. I mean, Mr. Hopper.
露易莎 露易莎·福斯特 是不是 Louisa... Louisa foster, isn't it?
- 嗯哼 - 嗨 自从普里查德夫人班后我就没看见你了 - Mm-hmm. - Hey, I haven't seen you since Mrs. Pritchard's class.
嗨 你长大了 也许是我缩水了 Hey, you've grown... or maybe I shrunk.
他本不会吃泥巴 He wouldn't be covered with all this mud...
如果他像别人一样 If he'd let the town pave that piece of road...
让镇上把这条路铺到他家门口 In front of his property like anybody else.
太花钱了 伦尼 It costs too much, Lenny.
以你克劳利家一袋水泥的要价 这镇子还不如铺黄金 For what you crawleys charge for a bag of cement, this town oughta be paved with gold.
多谢 伦尼 嗨 我得走了 Thanks, Lenny. Hey, I gotta be going.
- 我不想让那些鳟鱼等我 - 再见 - I don't wanna keep those trout waiting. - See you.
呃 别再长了 福斯特小姐 Uh, don't grow any more, miss foster.
你现在是完美身材 再见 You're just right now. Goodbye.
- 哦 - 你好 料想在这会遇到你 - Oh! - Hello. Imagine finding you here.
我只是偶然游过 I just happened to be swimming by.
你把鱼吓跑了 Well, you scared the fish away.
你可以拉我上来 我全长大了 你自己说的 You could pull me in. I am full grown... you said so yourself.
- 谢谢 - 坐下 - Thank you. - Sit down.
给 披上这个 Here. Put this on.
谢谢 你抓到鱼了吗 Thanks. Did you catch any?
是的 三条 包括你 Well, yeah. Three, including you.
我为你烹鱼吧 I'll cook them for you.
我的衣服就在那边 My clothes are right down there.
你有煮鱼的东西没有 Do you have anything to cook them in?
我的男爵庄园就在那边 Well, my baronial estate's right over there.
- 这是你住的地方 - 是的 我 - Is that where you live? - Yeah. I...
有点简单 我知道 It's kind of on the simple side. I know.
简单 对 Simple. Yes.
"哦 我们的人生虚耗在舍本逐末上 "Oh, our lives are frittered away by detail.
简单吧 简单吧" Simplify, simplify."
你说什么 What did you say?
- "我们的人生虚耗在 - "舍本逐末上 - "Our lives are frittered away... - "By detail.
简单吧 简单吧" Simplify, simplify."
一个姑娘家能引用梭罗的话 A girl who can quote Thoreau!
在今早我去图书馆之前我可引用不了 Oh, I couldn't quote him before I went to the library this morning.
在昨天之前我从没听说过他 I'd never even heard of him before yesterday.
你是说你游近我的船不是偶然 Wh... uh, you mean you didn't swim by my boat just by accident?
不是 No.
未来的伦纳德·克劳利太太来这里干什么 What is the future Mrs. Leonard crawley doing here anyway?
干嘛你要这样想我 Well, now, whatever gave you that idea about me?
我不知道 镇里每个人都想当然 Well, I don't know. Everybody in town takes it for granted.
你跟他订婚了 不是吗 You are engaged to him, aren't you?
是他想当然 Well, he takes it for granted.
哦 Tsk. Ohhh.
不过 埃德加 But, Edgar...
自从我记事起 As far back as I can remember...
在语法学校 在普里查德夫人班上 In grammar school, in Mrs. Pritchard's class...
你知道 那时我坐在你前面 You know, when I sat in front of you?
我希望我有长长的辫子 好让你能卡在墨水池里 I wished that I had had long pigtails so you could stick them in the inkwell.
你真的吗 Did you really?
我不会嫁给伦纳德·克劳利 I'm not gonna marry Leonard crawley.
当然 他永远想不通有人会拒绝他 Of course, he'll never understand anyone turning him down.
特别是为你拒绝他 Especially for you.
露易莎 你 Louisa! You...
你是说你要这个 You mean you'd take this...
而不是所有那一切 Instead of all that?
但是 露易莎 我 一无所有 But, Louisa, I've got... nothing.
我 我会一直一无所有 I'll... I'll always have nothing.
- 我会一直一文不名 - 埃德加 这就是我想要的 恬淡虚无 - I'll always be nothing. - Edgar, that's what I want... nothing.
引用我而不是梭罗的话 To quote me and not Thoreau...
我爱你 I love you.
哦 露易莎 Oh, Louisa.
我会让你快乐 我绝不会辛苦工作 I'll make you happy. I'll never work hard.
我绝不会兴旺发达 我发誓 I'll never make good. I swear it!
是真的 妈妈 我会嫁给埃德加·霍珀 It's true, mother. I've married Edgar hopper.
与妈妈听到我跟埃德加结婚的消息后 Whereas mother received the news of my marriage to Edgar...
气极而厥 With ill-disguised displeasure...
伦纳德则不动声色 Leonard took the news in his stride.
一时间 埃德加和我过着田园牧歌的生活 For a while, Edgar and I led an idyllic life.
他每周去几小时商店 He went off to the store a couple of hours a week...
但其余时光都属于我俩 But the rest of the time belonged to us.
回顾起来 我看我俩相聚的光阴就像一部精彩的老默片 As I look back on it, I see our life together as a wonderful old silent movie.
"没关系 亲爱的 爱情战胜一切"
我会马上修好这漏水的地方 Oh, I'll have this leak fixed in no time.
那老水箱总是麻烦不断 Well, that ol' water tank always gave a lot of trouble.
我要找一天去五金店 Hey, you know, I'm going down to the store one of these days...
买点铁丝网修好这裂缝 And get some chicken wire and fix these Springs.
- 几乎能用铁丝网做任何事 - 我真的好喜欢铁丝网 - You can do almost anything with chicken wire. - I sure do love chicken wire.
- 伦纳德 - 如果你是想接点东西当晚餐 - Leonard. - If you're thinking of running something up for dinner, man...
我乐于留下品尝 I'd be pleased to stay.
- 你好 伦纳德 - 嗨 嗨 - Hello, Leonard. - Hi. Hi.
好像不是快乐的霍珀夫妇在家呀 我周游了全世界 Well, if it isn't the happy hoppers at home. You know, I've been all over the world.
这是我第一次有机会过来看你们这对鸳鸯 This is the first chance I've had to come over and see you lovebirds.
你知道吗 我见了月光下的泰姬陵 露易莎 You know, I saw the Taj Mahal by moonlight, Louisa?
- 嗯 - 但我羡慕你们 在这儿 - Hmm. - Oh, but I envy you... here.
- 这是什么 拍照干什么 - 我在做纪录片 - What's that, uh, camera for? - Oh. I'm doing a documentary.
克劳利村贫民窟之状况 Slum conditions in, uh, crawleyville.
- 啊 - 得了 伦纳德 - Ahhh. - Oh, come now, Leonard.
你不要这么输不起 You needn't be such a sore loser.
你为这个甩了我 我想得通 你知道吗 Well, you gave me up for all this, and I can understand it, you know?
你脚下就是大好屋顶 晚上有雨洗脸 A nice roof under your feet, rain a-face at night...
这么多青草你可以吃 All the grass you can eat.
嗨 伦纳德 在我像拔萝卜一样扭掉你的头之前出去 Hey, Leonard, get outta here before I twist your head off like a turnip.
这声音听起来是消极抵抗吗 Well, is this the voice of passive resistance speaking?
不是 快出去 No, just get out of here.
哦 哦 露易莎 你没事吧 Oh! Oh, Louisa, you alright?
- 哦 - 哦 - Ohhh! - Oh!
另一项现代生活创新 嗯 Well, another innovation for modern living, huh?
女士瞬间淋浴 Instant shower for m'lady.
- 好 好 - 恐怕我手不太巧 埃德加 - Well, well. - I'm afraid I'm not a bit handy, Edgar.
不 你手巧得很 Oh, no, but you are handy.
我可以用你在商店里干点小活 Perhaps, I could use you at the store doing odd jobs...
我付你钱 让你能有碗饭吃 And I'd pay you and you could be earning a living.
- 我妻子不必做工 对不起 - 啊 - My wife doesn't have to work! I'm sorry. - Aaah!
哦 Ohhh.
让我 Uh, let me...
说真的 埃德 今下午为什么你不来 Ed. Seriously, ed. Why don't you come down and see me this afternoon...
卖给我你的那片房产呢 And sell me that piece of property of yours?
有人可以用它做点事业 Uh, someone could do something with it...
当然不是你 但有人 Not you, of course, but, uh, someone.
- 我说了出去 滚出去 - 好 好 - I said to get outta here. Get outta here! - Alright, alright.
我会的 我就出去 抱歉这样闯入了你俩的生活 I will. I'm gettin' out. Sorry to have barged in on you kids like this...
但我会送个圣诞节救济篮 But I'll send a Christmas basket.
怎么了 亲爱的 What's the matter, darling?
没什么 我想今下午 Oh, nothing. I... think I'll go down to the store...
我要去五金店一下 For a little while this afternoon.
但你十天前刚刚去过了 But you were there just 10 days ago!
呃 我要点铁丝网 Well, it's got that chicken wire I want...
还有 呃 一些钉子 And, uh, some nails.
你知道 夏末了 You know, it's end of summer.
人们度假回来了 有人可能想买点什么 People come home from vacation. Somebody might want something.
我会回来 Uh, well, I'll be back.
但他从没有真正回来过 But he never really did come back...
我认识的埃德加·霍珀没回来 Not the Edgar hopper I knew.
他第二天还不回家 我急忙进镇去找 When he hadn't returned by the next day, I hurried into town.
蹦来霍珀店看一看 全镇最低价 Hop, hop into hopper's. The lowest prices in town.
无限赊账 俺们县史上最大甩卖 Unlimited credit. This is the biggest sale in the history of our county.
别爬去克劳利店 乡亲们 蹦来霍珀店看一看 Don't crawl to crawley's, folks. Hop, hop to hopper's.
我给你九折优惠 因为我们没有空调 I guarantee you 10% off because we've no air conditioning.
就是这 乡亲们 大街这边来 This is it, folks. Right here on main street.
蹦来霍珀店看一看 我们什么都甩卖 Hop, hop to hopper's. We undersell everybody.
快进来 乡亲们 即买即赊 Come right in, folks. Instant credit.
我们没有的货 我们会帮你进 乡亲们 If we haven't got it, we'll get it for you, folks.
别爬去克劳利店 蹦来霍珀店看一看 Don't crawl to crawley's. Hop, hop to hopper's.
所有的购物乡亲 露易莎 So all you shop... Louisa.
- 这是怎么回事 - 霍珀的泰姬陵 亲爱的 这全是为了你 - What is all this? - Hopper's Taj Mahal, honey, and it's all for you.
听着 露易莎 那蛇响着尾巴进我们屋拍照 Listen, Louisa, when that snake rattled into our house, something snapped.
但你哪里去了 为什么你不回家 But where have you been? Why didn't you come home?
让你修屋顶的地方 我的妻子 There you were, mending the roof... My wife!
蹦来霍珀店看一看 蹦来霍珀店看一看 Hop, hop, hop, you shoppers. Hop to hopper's.
亲爱的 我想给你东西 衣服 布置房子的东西 Honey, I wanna get you things... Dresses and things for the house...
- 房子 - 但我喜欢我们的房子 - A house! - But I like our house.
什么能让一家子 What is it that makes a family...
反复去同一家店而不去别的地方 Go to the same store over and over and no place else?
我不知道 免费用餐 儿童免费玩具 Well, I don't know. Free eats, free toys for the kiddies.
就是这个 将欲取之 必先予之 That's it! We'll stuff'em and then we'll sell 'em.
蹦来霍珀店看一看 蹦来霍珀店看一看 Hop, hop, hop, you shoppers! Hop, hop, hop to hopper's!
来 亲爱的 让我带你参观一下 Come on, honey. Let me show you around.
嗨 孩子们 上去接着跳 拿好牌子 Hey, you kids. Get up on top there and keep with the "hop, hop, hop to hopper's."
- 埃德 太棒了 - 多谢 乡亲们 - Eddie, this is wonderful. - Oh, thanks, folks.
- 了不起 - 多谢光临 - Terrific. - Thanks for coming.
- 比那家便宜多了 - 我们会再来 埃德 - There's more bargains than that. Okay. - We'll be back, Eddie.
- 生意兴隆 埃德 - 埃德加 呃 - Some buys, Eddie. - Edgar, uh...
- 恭喜 埃德 - 多谢 价廉又物美 - Congratulations, Eddie. - Oh, thanks. The prices are low, the goods are right...
从早到晚都来霍珀店 So come to hopper's from morn till night.
- 我们会再来 - 不开玩笑 我们每晚开放到十点钟 - We'll be back. - No kidding. We're open till 10:00 every night.
- 怎么样 乡亲们 - 太好了 - How's it going there, folks? - Oh, great.
所有货品大甩卖 Good to hear it. Those are all on sale.
- 埃德加 我们什么时候见到彼此 - 嗯 - Edgar, when will we ever see each other? - Huh?
亲爱的 一旦这生意上手了 我们有更多时间在一起 Well, honey, as soon as this thing gets going, we'll have more time together than ever.
但我们之前有所有时间在一起 But we had all our time together before.
- 梭罗怎么办 - 梭罗 - What about Thoreau? - Thoreau?
你不想像所有其他人那样"保持步调" 你听到"不同的鼓声" 记得吗 You don't want to "keep pace" like all the others. You heard "different drummer," remember?
是的 我听到了不同的鼓声 没错 Oh, yeah. I hear a different drummer, alright.
我听到的音乐是"蹦 蹦 埃德" And the music I hear says, "hop, hop, Eddie."
"蹦 蹦" "Hop, hop."
好 看起来我们终于搞定他了 迪斯克 Well, it looks like we've got him at last, Driscoll.
是吗 老百姓看起来蝇攒蚁聚啊 Have we? The people seem to be eating it up.
谁都会跑去看怪胎 Anybody'll run to look at a freak.
我估计我给他三个月 他就会自己蹦进过眼烟云 I figure I give him three months and he'll hop, hop himself right into oblivion.
蹦来霍珀店看一看 蹦来霍珀店看一看 Hop, hop, hop to hopper's hop, hop, hop to hopper's.
蹦来霍珀店看一看 Hop, hop, hop, hop to hopper's.
蹦来霍珀店看一看 Hop, hop, hop to hopper's, hop.
原谅我 先生 但我们真的必须打广告 For-forgive me, sir, but we really must advertise.
我们必须 嗯 你被解雇了 We must, huh? You're fired!
圣诞快乐 蹦蹦乐乐新一年 - Merry Christmas and a hop, hop, hoppy new year!
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas...
蹦蹦乐乐新一年 And a hop, hop, hoppy new year!
- 我真的买了许多东西 - 我想您把商店买空了 - I really bought a lot of stuff. - I think you bought out the store.
根本不麻烦 弗雷曼夫人 不麻烦 And it's no trouble at all, Mrs. Freeman. No trouble.
如果您离不开霍珀店 霍珀店就跟您离开 If you can't leave hopper's, hopper's leaves with you.
嗨 内德 你回家路上送弗雷曼夫人好吗 Hey, ned, you drop Mrs. Freeman off on your way home, okay?
好 老板 Okay, boss.
谢谢你 埃德加 圣诞快乐 Oh, thank you, Edgar, and merry Christmas.
- 埃德加 - 就来 女士 圣诞快乐 弗雷曼夫人 - Edgar. - Be right with you, lady. Merry Christmas, Mrs. Freeman!
埃德加 Edgar.
嗨 亲爱的 失陪 我得回店 Oh, hi, honey! Excuse me. I gotta get back.
可是 埃德加 难道你不马上回家 But, Edgar, aren't you coming home soon?
我很抱歉 露易莎 我们今晚要开张到午夜 Ooh, I'm sorry, Louisa. We're staying open till midnight tonight.
- 怎么了 - 没什么 - What's the matter? - Nothing.
我只是有点孤单 就这样 I'm just a little lonely, that's all.
什么 在那又大又美又新的房子里孤单 What? In that big beautiful new house, lonely?
我是唯一住在里面的人 I'm the only one who's ever in it.
埃德加 今天是圣诞 Edgar, it's Christmas.
但是 圣诞是商机 大商机 But, yes, and Christmas is business... Big business.
你工作得真是太辛苦了 亲爱的 You're working entirely too hard, darling.
亲爱的 明年今日 我们就富到可以好好度假了 Look, honey, by this time next year, we'll be so rich we can take a real vacation.
- 意大利 - 意大利 - Italy? - Italy.
- 圣诞快乐 - 此外 工作又怎么了 - Merry Christmas! - Besides, what's the matter with work?
- 工作辛苦一点又死不了人 - 圣诞快乐 - A little hard work never killed anybody. - Merry Christmas...
- 嗨 - 蹦蹦乐乐新一年 - Hi there. - And a hop, hop, hoppy new year.
埃德加的辛苦工作包括用 Edgar's hard work included hitting out...
人类所知的每种现代销售设备狂轰滥炸 With every modern sales device known to man...
克劳利村就是他的非自愿听众 - And crawleyville was his captive audience.
我们一夜暴富 We were millionaires overnight.
亲爱的 我订好了罗马酒店 Darling, I've checked the hotels in Rome...
我为我们渡假订好了房 And I have the reservations for our vacation.
对不起 亲爱的 那不得不等到明年了 I'm sorry, honey. That'll have to wait till next year.
- 明年 - 对 明年 - Next year? - Yes, next year.
在此期间 你自己看几本艺术书 In the meantime, get yourself a couple of art books...
煮盒意大利面条 And a box of spaghetti.
哦 你骗子 你骗人 Oh! You liar! You cheat!
- 你骗我 - 骗你 - You deceived me! - Deceived you?
什么 你以为我暗地里有金发宝贝啊 What, you think I got a blond tootsie on the side or something?
哦 我倒希望你有一个 Oh! I just wish you had!
至少我就知道你在放松 At least then I'd know you were relaxing!
哦 Ohhh.
哦 你甚至连一点感觉都没有了 Oh! You don't even have any feelings anymore.
我们结婚时 你许诺无论如何 When we got married, you promised for better or for worse...
你绝不会兴旺发达 你会一直一无所有的 That you'd never make good, that you'd always be nothing!
看看我们 我们富得再也见不到彼此了 Well, look at us! We're so rich we never even see each other anymore.
埃德加 你在把 "我们的人生虚耗在舍本逐末上 简单吧 简单吧 " Edgar! You're "frittering away your life in detail. Simplify, simplify."
简单 简单个头 工作辛苦一点又死不了人 Simplify schmimmplify! A little hard work never killed anybody.
埃德加就像巫师学徒一样着了魔 Edgar was like someone bewitched like the sorcerer's apprentice.
- 他停不下来 - 给我30万英尺防锈铁丝网 - He couldn't stop. - Get me 300,000 feet of rust-proof chicken wire.
我们的订单怎么样了 Listen, what is with our order...
鹅妈妈原子粉碎机设备的 On the mother goose atomic disintegrator kit?
不 让他们觉得没有夜光把手就没法活 想大点 No, make 'em think they can't live without doorknobs that light up in the dark. Think big!
我们演奏"让我叫你甜心我爱你"的音乐拖把 Our musical mop which plays "let me call you sweetheart, I'm in love with you,"
市场失败 is a marketing failure.
弄像"星条旗永不落"那样更欢快的保音乐拖把销量 Get something happier like "star and stripes forever" to guarantee musical mop-up.
所以它只是简单的方程 So it is just a simple equation!
服务系数X加上冷气系数Y Service quotient "x" plus condensation-atmospheric quotient 'y'
加上笑容可掬系数 plus smile-and-affability quotient "" x...
显示了在过去三个月内销售利润线 Show in the last three months a sales gain line...
蹦蹦蹦破了小家子气的板子 That has hop, hop, hopped right off the lousy board!
简而言之 各位 我们的规模正变得 In short, boys, we are becoming, by the figures...
大 更大 最大 The big, bigger, biggest!
"关于你的23日来电 我正焦急的等着订单 Uh, "in re yours of the 23rd, I am impatiently awaiting your order."
"你匆忙的 埃德加·霍珀" Uh, "hastily yours, Edgar hopper."
"不能延误 如果你坚持延误 你永远被取代吧 "There can be no delays. If you insist on delaying, you can always be replaced.
你匆忙的, 埃德加·霍珀" Hastily yours, Edgar hopper."
"鉴于你的派送服务不够快 "Since your delivery service has not been quick enough...
"我们终止与你的协议 "We are terminating our agreement with you.
你匆忙的, 埃德加·霍珀" Hastily yours, Edgar hopper."
"我要所有那些档案在周一赶印到邮寄总清单 "I'd like all those folders rushed out to the entire mailing list by at least Monday.
你匆忙的, 埃德加·霍珀" Hastily yours, Edgar hopper."
"订单取消 我们要你交货 你保证的 "Order canceled. We asked you for goods, you gave us promises.
你匆忙的, 埃德加·霍珀" Hastily yours," uh, "Edgar hopper."
"所有分店的所有陈列品都必须轮流一日一换 "All the displays in all the branch stores must be changed daily and rotated.
你匆忙的 埃德加·霍珀" Hastily yours, Edgar hopper."
"这是我这事上的最后商量 你匆忙的 埃德加·霍珀" "That is my final word on the subject. Hastily yours, Edgar hopper."
"我立刻要一万张弹簧床 "I've got to have 10,000 bedsprings at once.
"你敌意的 埃德加·哈珀 霍弗" Hostilely yours, Edgar haper... Heaver... "Uh, "hop..."
呃 "你匆忙的 蹦蹦头" Uh, uh, Hastily yours, the hop head,"
呃 "你匆忙的 老板" uh, "hastily yours, the boss."
好了 我要所有这些一式三份 马上 Alright. I'd like that all in triplicate right away.
霍珀先生 没人能像这样工作 这步调太快了 Mr. Hopper, no one can work like this. The pace, it's too fast.
我们不是机器 我们是人 W- we're not machines. We're human beings.
这儿没有跟不上现代生活步调人的位置 Ms. Bickford, there is no place here for anyone who cannot keep up with the pace of modern living.
你被解雇了 You are fired.
蹦来霍珀店看一看 蹦来霍珀店看一看 Hop, hop, hop to hopper's. Hop, hop, hop to hopper's.
是吗 成了 Yes? It happened!
给我接我家 快 Get me my house, quick!
你刚刚达成协议了 找我妻子 快 You just closed the deal? My wife! Hurry!
伦纳德·克劳利刚刚交出了钥匙 Leonard crawley just handed over the keys.
露易莎 露易莎 露易莎 Louisa. Louisa! Louisa!
- 喂 - 露易莎 成了 - Hello. - Louisa, it happened.
- 什么成了 - 下次你逛大街的时候 - What's happened? - The next time you walk down main street...
再也不是克劳利街了 There won't be any crawley's there.
它将是霍珀街 露易莎 我做到了 It's gonna say "hopper's." Louisa, I did it!
我摧毁了他 他在这镇子完了 I wiped him out! He's through in this town!
我猜这是你想要的 是不是 I guess that's what you wanted, isn't it?
我得到了我想要的 我得到了钱 财富 成功 地位 Oh, I got what I wanted. And I got money, wealth, success, position.
明年 这镇子将叫霍珀村 And next year, this town is gonna be called hopperville.
我怎么得到所有这一切的 通过工作 And how'd I get all these things? Through work.
只要好好努力工作 Just good hard work.
这充分证明了 Which all goes to prove...
工作辛苦一点又死不了人 That a little hard work never killed anybody.
"除了遗赠 "And outside of the bequest...
"一卷铁丝网给伦纳德·克劳利外 "Of one roll of chicken wire to Leonard crawley...
"我将我所有财货遗赠给 "I bequeath my entire fortune and worldly goods...
"我妻子露易莎·梅·福斯特·霍珀" To my wife, Louisa may foster hopper."
埃德加留给我大约两百万美元 Edgar had left me approximately $2 million...
的现金和证券 In cash and securities.
正如梭罗可能从未所言 那是一大堆生菜[纸钞] And as Thoreau probably never said, that's a lot of lettuce.
但是 我亲爱的 But, uh, my dear...
你一定不要觉得这就让你是魔女 You... you mustn't think that this, in any way, makes you a witch.
哦 当然 埃德加的死是悲剧 Oh, of course, it is tragic that Edgar died...
但一只燕子出现不等于夏天 But one swallow doesn't make a summer.
最起码你的行为听起来很典型 Your, uh, behavior sounds exemplary to say the least, the very least.
为什么埃德加变成那样 Oh, why did Edgar change that way?
哦 正常 非常正常 Oh, normal. Quite normal.
你瞧 他是群体中最弱的一个 You see, he was the, uh... The weakest of the tribe...
不知怎的中了大奖 你 Who had somehow won the prize... you...
并没有真正必须为你拼搏过 Without really having had to fight for you.
潜意识有不足感在蛰伏 Uh, latent feelings of inadequacy lay dormant...
直到被伦纳德在你前面炫耀富裕多彩的羽毛所触发 Until he was triggered by Leonard parading before you in his rich, many-colored feathers.
埃德加自然觉得一定要得到更多羽毛 Edgar, naturally, felt impelled to get even more feathers...
被这自我内驱力所驱动 他闷死在他自己的羽毛里 And driven by this ego drive, he smothered in his own, uh, feathers.
这事每天都在发生 你知道吗 It happens every day, you know.
告诉我 另一个羽毛怎样了 Tell me, um, what happened to the other feather...
呃 人怎样了 那个伦纳德 Or, uh, fellow, this, uh, Leonard?
我再也没听到他的消息 I never heard from him again.
- 史蒂凡森医生 啊 啊 - 哦 - Dr. Steffanson... aaah! Aaah! - Oh!
哦 哦 露易莎 Oh! Oh! Louisa!
对不起 放松 我真的对不起 I'm sorry. Just relax! Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
好了 请放松 There. Now, please, please, ju-just relax.
- 嗯 好的 - 试着放松 - Mm. Yes. - Try to relax.
你在谈 嗯 伦纳德 伦纳德 Uh, y-you were saying about, uh, Leonard. Leonard.
伦纳德去哪了 W- where did Leonard go?
呃 Uh, well...
他就是像被拔光毛的鸡一样走掉了 He just walked away like a plucked chicken.
嗯哼 正常 非常 非常正常 Uh-huh. Normal. Quite... quite normal.
是的 呃 我 Yeah. Well, I...
我将所有钱存进银行 I put all the money in the bank and...
- 我把房子送给妈妈 - 嗯哼 - I gave the house to mama. - Uh-huh.
然后我自己带点小钱离开了克劳利村 Then I took a small allowance for myself and I got out of crawleyville.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
我独自去欧洲旅行 去巴黎 I took a trip to Europe alone, to Paris.
我想忘却 I wanted to forget...
我决意绝不再婚 And I was determined never to marry again.
巴士之旅既引人入胜又令人疲惫 The bus tours were thrilling and exhausting.
[法语]去广场 呃 Place de la, uh...
花园 Des jardins de...
哦 Ohhh.
- 即 - 我没时间耽误 女士 你想去哪 - "Est-ce que..." - I ain't got all day, lady. Where do you wanna go?
- 哦 你说英语 - 我们所有老外都说 这是必修课 - Oh. You speak English. - All of us foreigners do. It's compulsory.
你是美国人 You American?
女士 我是为CIA工作的俄国间谍 Nah, lady, I'm a Russian spy for the CIA
好了 你要怎样 well, what'll it be, huh...
去乔治五世酒店酒吧的美国贫民聚集地 Go to the American ghetto at the bar at the georges cinq...
还是去拜访你的某个骗子朋友 Or go visit some of your phony friends...
讨教在双叟咖啡馆的生活 Learning about life at les deux magots?
老实说 我都不想 但我在这谁也不认识 Well, frankly, I'd like to do either, but, uh, I don't know anybody here.
接着说 Well?
好 Oh. Well.
呃 我想我愿意多看看画 Uh, well, I think I'd like to see some more pictures.
我刚刚去了罗浮宫 那真精彩 I've just been through the louvre, and that was wonderful.
罗浮宫算什么 艺术的垃圾桶 The louvre. Now, what is that? It's the garbage pail of the arts.
你 开走 Et vous! Allez, allez!
滚 Démarrez!
那么去老佛爷看展览如何 Well, uh, how about the show at the galeries Lafayette?
那是家百货公司 女士 That's a department store, lady...
但比起披挂其它垃圾 我宁愿裹他们的毛巾 But I'd rather hang up one of their face towels than some of that otherjunk.
听着 我肯定你是专家级的士司机 Listen, I'm sure you're an expert taxi driver...
我不是说要小看你的专业 And I don't mean to belittle your profession...
但为什么我要听你的艺术意见 But why should I listen to your opinion on art?
因为我碰巧是现今五子之一 Because I happen to be one of five people today...
能确切叫得上艺术家的人 Who could definitely be called an artist.
也许是六个 包括弗里达 Maybe six, including frieda.
- 谁是弗里达 - 我那块的一只黑猩猩 - Who's frieda? - A chimpanzee on my block.
哦 太棒了 太棒了 Oh, that's great. That's great.
我是说 看到像这样的手笔 真让你望洋兴叹 I mean, you see a technique like that, it just wipes you out.
- 我服死了 - 呃 是什么 - I go ape! - Uh, what is it?
是什么 纯真 What is it? Innocence!
梵高有它 但是然后他不得不切掉他耳朵 Van gogh had it, but, uh, then he had to chop his ear off...
为了释放自我 In order to free himself.
- 从什么中释放自我 - 智力的困绕 - Free himself from what? - Intellectual hang-up.
如果我们都能那样 回归那样的生活 You know, if we could all do that, go back to a life like that...
切繁砍芜 Uncluttered, unhung...
简单 Simple.
- 哦 - 弗里达有世界上最好的老师 你知道吗 - Oh. - Well, frieda had the best teacher in the world, you know.
- 雷内·卡雷尔 - 哦 - Rene carrere there. - Ohhh.
我非常高兴遇到你 卡雷尔先生 我是露易莎·梅·霍珀 I'm very happy to meet you, Mr. Carrere. I'm Louisa may hopper.
你一点不像你的士上照的埃米尔·狄贾登 You don't look anything like the Emile desjardins it said you are in your cab.
我叫拉里·弗林特 The name is Larry flint.
我每年帮埃米尔开一次出租车 他老婆生孩子的那一天 I just take Emile's cab out for him once a year... the day his wife has a baby.
弗里达现在画完了 Frieda is finished now.
杰作 It's a masterpiece!
好家伙 看这线条 Boy! Look at the line!
这色彩 这挥洒 这结构 And the color and the sweep and the texture.
神了 Marvelous!
人类精神的证明 A testament to the human spirit!
完全原生态的表达 Total primitive articulation!
弗里达的画作卖吗 - Mwah! - Does frieda's work sell?
卖 你以为弗里达关心它的画卖不卖 Sell? You think frieda cares whether her work sells?
你以为我关心我的画卖不卖 You think I care whether my work sells?
典型的美国衡量标准 金钱至上 所以我离开那地方 Typical American yardstick... the eternal buck! That's why I left the place.
呃 弗林特先生 我只是问问 Well, Mr. Flint, I was only asking. Um...
啊 怎么回事 Aaah! What's that?
她又玩它了 She's at it again.
啊 有人被谋杀了吗 啊 Aaah! Well, is someone being murdered? Aaah!
我们要报警吗 Are we going to the police?
嗨 拉里 她已经开了三枪了 Hey, Larry. She shot three already!
嗨 波莉 你又创作了 Hey, Polly, you're working again.
是啊 几周来我本以为我江郎才尽了 Yeah. For weeks I thought I couldn't paint again...
忽然现在灵感全回来了 And now, suddenly, it's all come back!
伟大作品之一 One of the greats.
呃 这画让我不舒服 Ugh! That picture makes me sick!
谢谢 非常感谢 Well, thank you. Thank you very much.
好 感到不舒服 就是要让你感到不舒服 Good. Feel sick. It should make you feel sick.
这是破坏 纯粹简约 It's destruction, pure and simple.
这就是今天的一切 这手法是她表现它的方式 That's what today is all about. That technique is her way of expressing it.
呃 啊 Ugh! Aaah!
我在远离家乡四千五百英里的巴黎干什么 What was I doing in Paris 4,500 miles away from home?
这是命运 我邂逅了拉里·弗林特 It was fate. I had come to meet Larry flint...
一个未染铜臭 献身艺术的艺术家 An unspoiled, dedicated artist...
在他坎坷人生路上追寻着简单生活 Searching in his own troubled way for the simple life.
忽然 我知道我想分享这生活 Suddenly, I knew I wanted to share that life.
我再也没回到里兹旅馆 Well, I never did go back to the ritz.
我绝不会忘记那婚礼 I'll never forget the wedding.
弗里达扮成可爱的伴娘 Frieda made a lovely bridesmaid.
事实上 它接到了新娘花束并吃了它 As a matter of fact, she caught the bridal bouquet and ate it.
一时间 拉里和我过着田园牧歌的生活 For a while, Larry and I led an idyllic life.
我回顾起来 它就像那些坏坏的浪漫法国片之一 As I look back on it, it all seems like one of those wickedly romantic French movies.
杰克弟弟
你还在睡吗
你好 老朋友
你好 好汉
露易莎
祝你健康 露易莎 To your health, Louisa!
她很美
非常美
- 露易莎 - 露易莎 - Louisa! - Louisa!
删 剪
其余的时间 我做家务 The rest of the time, I kept house.
[法语]啊 波希米亚生活 Ah, la vie de boheme!
[法语]爱的牺牲 Le sacrifice d'amour.
- 这星期的晚餐 - 哦 亲爱的 - This week's dinner. - Oh, darling!
漂亮 Beautiful!
- 你怎么 - 752号作品 - How did you... - Opus 752.
可是 亲爱的 那是你最美的画之一 But, darling, that's one of your most beautiful paintings.
我们随时可以去肉铺看它 Well, we can see it anytime we go to the butcher shop.
布兰查德先生把它挂在牛肚和胸腺正上方 Monsieur Blanchard has got it hanging right over the tripe and the sweetbreads.
- 但我告诉你好多次了 在美国一家银行里 - 别碰它 一个子也别碰 - But I've told you so many times, in the United States in a bank... - Won't touch it... not a nickel!
金钱腐烂 艺术喷发 Money corrupts. Art erupts.
哦 多美的格言 Oh, that's a beautiful saying.
这是不朽名言 我刚刚编出来的 It's immortal. I just made it up.
听我说 你何不为我盛点那个送下楼去 Hey, uh, say, listen, why don't you bring some of that downstairs for me?
好吗 我有东西要喷发 Will you? I got some erupting to do.
亲爱的 你的汤好了 Darling, your soup's on.
汤 Soup.
亲爱的 你画画时必须这么吵吗 Darling, must you make so much noise when you paint?
别无它途 亲爱的 Ain't no other way, honey.
如我告诉你的 我的招牌工具 Tools of my trade, like I told you.
看 这声音 这声波振动进入那儿 See, the sound, the Sonic vibrations, they go in there.
然后传到光电管 And then that gets transmitted to that photoelectric cell...
将动态脉冲输给画刷和手臂 Which gives those dynamic impulses to the brushes and the arms...
这是机械世界和人类精神的融合 And it's a fusion of the mechanized world and a human soul.
这是今日艺术世界作出的唯一肯定叙辞 Well, it's the only affirmative statement being made in the world of art today.
我很抱歉 我忘了 I- I'm sorry. I forgot.
太恐怖了 变得这么笨 It's a terrible thing, being so dumb.
你真的不笨 亲爱的 Well, you're really not so dumb, honey...
因为 说真的 我自己也不懂 'Cause, to tell the truth, I don't understand it myself.
我机器没关 I left the machine on.
拉里 Larry!
拉里 Larry.
我知道这可能对你来说听起来很傻 I know this probably sounds stupid to you...
但若是我们拿张唱片 But what if we take a record...
我们放上去播放 通过 And we put it on and we play it through the, uh... the...
- 声波调色板 - 声波调色板 - Sonic palette. - The Sonic palette.
傻孩子 做吧 Silly kid. Go ahead.
门德尔松的"春之歌" Mendelssohn's "spring song"...
我的最爱 That's my favorite.
拉里 Larry?
拉里 我喜欢你用你自己噪音做的画 Larry. Oh, I like the ones you make with your own noises.
它们是真实的你 They're the real you.
是啊 可是 我讨厌浪费好帆布 Yeah, but, uh, I hate to waste a good canvas...
我要试着用它付账 So I might try to pay a bill with it.
也许屠夫看不出 Maybe the butcher won't know the difference...
真实的拉里·弗林特和门德尔松的不同 Between a real Larry flint and a mendelssohn.
嗨 露易莎 嗨 猜猜怎么了 Hey, Louisa. Hey! Guess what.
- 怎么 亲爱的 - 我没有卖给屠夫 - What, darling? - I didn't leave it at the butcher's.
我拿给他看 有个买猪肘子的顾客 I was there showing it to him, and there was this customer there buying pig's knuckles.
他看见这幅画就戴上眼镜递上名片 80, um, he looks at the picture and then he puts on his glasses and he gives me his card...
并给我四万法郎 And he gives me 40,000 francs!
几乎两百美元 That's almost $200.
哦 哇 太好了 亲爱的 Oh. Why, that's wonderful, darling.
一切来自于那个傻傻的小主意 All from that silly little idea.
是啊 呃 我得下楼干活了 Yeah, well, I gotta go downstairs and get to work.
我会一边听着那些有趣的小噪音 I'll be listening for all those dear funny little noises.
啊 [德语]太好了 路德维希[贝多芬] Aha! Das ist gute, Ludwig.
展出大获成功 The show was a smashing success.
- [法语]谢谢 夫人 - 拉里一夜名利双收 - Merci, madame. - Larry was famous and rich overnight.
激动之余 我忧心忡忡 In the middle of this excitement, I was filled with apprehension...
虽然我极力掩饰 Although I tried to conceal it.
- 恭喜 先生 - 我荣幸之至 - Congratulations, master. - I am insufferably honored.
弗里达和我非常高兴 Frieda and I are very happy.
终于 画与音乐水乳交融 At last, painting which is music and music which is painting.
- 你怎么做到的 - 谁能说得清内心呢 - How do you do it? - Oh, can anyone explain the workings of the inner man?
实际上 创作之举可能最好描述为纯动物本能 Actually, the act of creation might best be described as pure animal instinct.
要是贝多芬活着听到这画中旋律就好了 If only Beethoven were alive to just hear this painting.
是啊 可怜的路德维希 我想他会非常高兴 Ah, yes. Pauvre Ludwig. I think he'd be very pleased.
你的画让我想顶礼膜拜痛哭流涕 Your paintings make me want to kneel, pray and cry.
若是这样 男爵夫人 你何不买下一幅 Well, in that case, baroness, why don't you buy one...
你就能躲在家里顶礼膜拜痛哭流涕 Then you can knee! And pray and cry at home.
轰动画坛 先生 Sensation, master!
- 别这样 - 请让我将您介绍给全巴黎 - Please. - Please. Please let me introduce you to all Paris.
非常感谢 但我妻子和我傲视王侯 Well, thank you very much, but me wife and I don't take much to the high places.
我们要回到我们的小车库和阁楼去 我有工作要做 We'll just go back to our little garage and attic. I got work to do.
可是 当然 我们没有回到老地方 But, of course, we didn't go back to the old place.
我们在圣路易斯岛买了栋可爱的房子 We had a lovely house on isle St. Louis.
可拉里从不在那 But Larry was never there.
如果他不在美术馆春风得意 If he wasn't entertaining at the gallery...
他就在工作室 设在巴黎之外 He was at his studio just outside of Paris.
我厌倦了孤单 I was tired of being alone...
厌倦了穿拉里给我画的可笑衣服 Tired of wearing these ridiculous outfits Larry painted for me.
这算什么生活啊 What kind of life was this?
我只是他的又一张帆布 I was just another canvas to him...
只是又一张会走路的广告 Just another walking catalog.
拉里和我曾有的简单生活在哪里 Where was the simple life Larry and I had had...
波希米亚生活 That vie de boheme?
他被成功迷了心窍 He was obsessed with success.
我得去找回他 我不能让我第二次遭遇不幸 I had to get him back. I couldn't let that happen to me a second time.
忽然 我有了主意 Suddenly, I had an idea.
你在干什么 下来 下来 What are you doing up there? Get down! Down!
见鬼 What the...
马上停下 停下 停下 Stop that right now! Stop that! Stop that!
赶快 停下 Come on, now! Stop that!
露易莎 你在这干什么 Louisa, what are you doing here?
亲爱的 我好久没有看到你了 Darling, I haven't seen you in so long.
你什么意思 我们上周刚进过晚餐 你想干什么 What do you mean? We had dinner together only last week. What do you want?
我有个惊喜给你 Uh, I have a surprise for you.
啊哈 Aha!
拉里 Larry!
看谁来了 Look who's here!
- 弗里达还好吗 - 画得更好了 - Well, how is frieda? - Oh, painting better than ever.
拉里 拉里 我们想念你 拉里 Larry. Larry, we have missed you, Larry.
是啊 我也想念你们 Oh, yes. I have missed you too.
听着 拉里 我们有个野餐 Listen, Larry. We have a picnic.
有面包、酒和奶酪 我想我们都能 Some bread and wine and cheese, and I thought we could all...
不不不 对不起 对不起 但我在忙着如期交画 No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I'm working against a deadline.
这壁画是给德州尼曼百货公司的 This mural's for neiman Marcus. That's a department store in Texas.
15万 150 thou
我明天就得把它卷起来上飞机 I've got to get it rolled up and on a jet by tomorrow.
你在那干什么 What are you doing up there?
啊 我绝不应该用这些该死的巴黎造的东西 Aaargh! Oh, I never should have had these damn things made in Paris!
你在干什么 你到哪去 回去排成一行 What are you doing? Where are you going? Get back in line here!
现在停止那样 Stop that now!
- 我非常抱歉 雷内 我很抱歉 - 停止那样 - I'm terribly sorry, Rene. I'm sorry. - Stop that!
回去 回去 Get back there! Get back there!
拉里 拉里 你怎么了 怎么了 Larry! Larry, what is the matter with you? What is the matter?
- 回去 - 拉里 为什么就不能像过去那样 - Get back there! - Larry, why can't it be the way it used to be?
拉里 我做梦都没想到会这样 Larry, I never dreamed this could happen!
你怎么了 拉里 What is the matter with you, Larry?
你怎么了 What is the matter with you?
- 拉里 - 雷内 我们走 - Larry! - Rene, let's go.
15万 哦 150 thou! Ohhh!
见鬼 What the...
- [法语]请说英语 - 请原谅我 夫人 - En anglais, s'il vous plait. - Pardon, madame.
"我 拉里·弗林特 遗赠我所有的" "I, Larry flint, bequeath all my..."
拉里·弗林特留给我的现金 What Larry flint had left me in cash...
加上卖掉余画的收入 Plus the sale of his remaining pictures...
折合美元将近四百万 Brought me in the neighborhood of $4 million in American money.
这是甚至毕加索也不会引以为耻的数目 It was an amount even Picasso wouldn't be ashamed of.
在巴黎试图迷失自我几个月后 After several months of trying to lose myself in Paris...
我决定离开 I decided to leave.
哦 Oh!
我一小时前就到了 你们让我坐在候机厅等 I was here an hour early and you kept me sitting in that lounge...
每个人都说 "不要急 你会听到通知的" And everyone said, "well, don't worry. You'll hear the announcement."
我们打电话要他们等您 但我猜消息没有传给他们 夫人 we phoned for them to hold up for you, but I guess they didn't get the message, madame.
相信我 相信我 这只是 Believe me... Believe me, it's just...
我所有行李都在那飞机上 All my luggage is on that plane!
哦 我一心想今晚离开这儿 Oh, I had my heart set on getting out of here tonight.
- 我再也不能在巴黎多呆一天了 - 夫人 - But I can't possibly stay in Paris for another day. - Madame...
- 你错过回城的最后一班电车了 - 哦 安德森先生 - You missed the last trolley back to town? - Oh, Mr. Anderson.
我该召回那架飞机吗 Should I have that plane brought back?
- 不不 我这有一架 - 谢谢您 安德森先生 - No, no. I'll take it from here. - Thank you, Mr. Anderson.
打扰了 安德森先生 越洋电话 旧金山的 Excuse me, Mr. Anderson. Overseas call, sir. San Francisco.
好 失陪下 喂 嗯哼 Okay. Excuse me. Hello? Uh-huh.
我立刻认出了他 I recognized him immediately...
尚未秃顶 富于魅力的小罗德·安德森 Unbalding, glamorous rod Anderson, Jr...
土豪大亨 富甲天下 Millionaire tycoon, up from riches...
继承年长安德森价值千万的枫糖浆帝国 Inheriting 10 million from senior Anderson's maple syrup empire.
未婚 他看起来得到想要的东西轻而易举 Unmarried, he seemed to have no trouble in getting what he wanted...
- 无论是生意还是娱乐方面 - 嗯哼 好 买 谢谢 - In business or in pleasure. - Uh-huh. Yeah. Buy it. Thank you.
那么 弗林特夫人 你想去哪 Well, Mrs. Flint, where would you like to go?
我很难过读到你失伴孤飞的消息 我在你上任丈夫的一个开幕式上见过你 I was sorry to read of your loss. I saw you at one of your late husband's openings.
但我什么也没买 我不喜欢他的画 I didn't buy anything, though. I don't like his paintings.
我也不喜欢你的飞机 你去哪 Well, I don't like your airplanes. Where are you going?
纽约 迈阿密 伊尔库茨克 你想去哪儿都行 New York, Miami, irkutsk... Anyplace you'd like to go.
我今晚刚从纽约飞来派对 I just flew in from New York this evening for some party.
我呆了半小时就腻了 我不喜欢派对 I stayed about a half an hour, and I'd had it. I don't like parties.
所以你就穿上超人装飞回家 So, you just put on your Superman suit and fly away home.
没错 它来了 你不接受陌生男人请搭车吗 That's right. And there it is... or don't you accept hitches from strange men?
我知道你是谁 安德森 Oh, I know who you are, Mr. Anderson.
我只是不知道我是不是好旅伴 I just don't know if I'll be very good company.
我只是 我不怎么会聊天 I just got... I don't have much small talk.
- 我也没时间聊天 - 打扰了 安德森先生 - I haven't any time for small talk either. - Excuse me, Mr. Anderson.
- 越洋电话 香港的 - 失陪下 嗯哼 - Overseas call. Hong Kong calling. - Excuse me. Uh-huh.
好 嗯哼 好 卖 谢谢 Yeah. Uh-huh. All right. Sell it. Thank you.
- 要去哪 - 纽约 - Well, where shall it be? - New York.
就去纽约 New York it is.
我在步入什么 飞机上有什么 What was I getting into? What was on that plane?
我看见了它的名字"梅利莎" I looked at the name of it. "Melissa."
自然是以一个女人命名的 Naturally it would be named after a woman.
我听够了那些风流公子的故事 I'd heard enough about those dissolute playboys.
你们狂欢后干什么呢 What are you doing after the orgy?
飞机准备好了 The, uh, plane is ready.
- 好名字"梅利莎" - 某个久相识 - Pretty name, "Melissa". - Someone I knew a long time ago.
- 晚上好 安德森先生 - 晚上好 马克 - Good evening, Mr. Anderson. - Good evening, Mark.
马克 这是弗林特夫人 她跟我们一起飞回去 天气如何 Mark, this is Mrs. Flint. She'll be flying back with us. What sort of weather have we?
- 晴朗 先生 到纽约一路都是 - 好极了 - It's clear, sir, all the way through to New York. - Excellent.
- 晚上好 威拉德 - 晚上好 安德森先生 - Good evening, Willard. - Good evening, Mr. Anderson.
- 威拉德 这是弗林特夫人 - 你好 - Willard, this is Mrs. Flint. - How do you do?
- 弗林特夫人跟我们一起飞回去 - 遵命 先生 - Mrs. Flint will be flying back with us. - Yes, sir.
她的包留在11:19的航班上 Her bags left on the 11:19.
你在艾德怀尔德取来并送到 You have them picked up at idlewild and delivered to...
- 蒙特克莱酒店 - 那是你最喜欢的 - Uh, the montclair hotel? - Is that your favorite?
- 呃 我从没去过纽约 只是逗留几小时 - 嗯哼 - Well, I've never, uh, been in New York. Only for a few hours en route. - Mm-hmm.
- 你最好送到我在圣瑞吉斯酒店的套房 威拉德 - 很好 先生 - You better make that my suite at the St. Regis, Willard. - Very good, sir.
它是专门留给来访高管的 It's reserved for visiting executives.
我自己住处离第五大道大约十个街区远 I camp about 10 blocks further up the street on fifth Avenue.
- 威拉德 叫大厨过来听弗林特夫人点菜好吗 - 遵命 先生 - And Willard, have the chef come 'round and take Mrs. Flint's order, will you? - Yes, sir.
你喜欢什么要什么 我们飞机上有些酒颇佳 You have anything you like. We have some rather fine wines aboard.
- 我只要我通常的 - 遵命 先生 - I'll, uh, just have my usual. - Yes, sir.
- 你要什么我就要什么好了 - 哦 真的 - Whatever you have is all right with me. - Oh, really?
我通常是两个半熟鸡蛋 麦麸吐司和一杯酸奶 My usual is two soft-boiled eggs, gluten toast and a glass of yogurt.
威拉德 弗林特夫人来塞内加尔奶油汤 黛安牛排 And Willard, Mrs. Flint will have the, uh, creme Senegalese, steak Diane...
炸薯块 泡芙 加巧克力的 再开瓶拉塔希 Pomme souffle, profiteroles with, uh, chocolate sauce, and break out a bottle of la tache.
- 很好 先生 - 就这些事 威拉德 谢谢 - Very good, sir. - And that'll be all, Willard. Thank you.
现在 让我们步入酒吧 Now, let's step into the bar.
- 我为你做一杯我非常特别的马提尼 - 谢谢 不用 - I'll make you one of my very special martinis. - Oh, thank you, no.
我要 一杯苏格兰威士忌加"劲" I'll have a, uh... a scotch on the "rotch."
- 呃 加冰 - 哦 很好 - Uh, on the rocks. - Oh. Very well.
我是喝枫糖浆长大的 你知道 I was raised on maple syrup, you know.
让我滴酒不沾 Cured me of drinking anything at all.
- 呃 那我不要了 - 不不不 你继续喝 对你是好事 - Oh. Well, then I won't have... - No, no, no. You go right ahead. Drink up. It's good for you.
电话 芝加哥沃特金斯的 Telephone. Watkins in Chicago.
失陪下 Excuse me.
你知道吗 你真的楚楚动人 You know, you really are rather beautiful...
但是 那是你的头发 But, uh, is that your hair?
喂 你好 Hello.
你只管老僧坐定 不不 总之我想普雷斯科特在误导 Okay. You just sit tight. No, no. I think Prescott's bluffing anyway.
真的 飞机上没有狂欢 True, there was no orgy on board.
他不是飞机上的钻石吉姆·布雷迪[铁路大亨] He wasn't the diamond Jim Brady of the jet set.
但他傲慢 冷淡 自以为是 颐指气使 But he was arrogant, cold, sure of himself, ordering people around...
另一个钱势毁人的实例 Another object lesson in what money and power can do to a human being.
但总的来说 他真的看起来是个痛苦寂寞的男人 But for all of it, he really seemed to be a miserable and lonely man.
为什么他从不笑 僵硬阴沉的脸上没绽放过一丝笑意 Why he never even smiled. Not once had a smile lit that stoney, sunless face.
一个大亨的工作老是没完 是不是 Well, a tycoon's work is never finished, is it?
- 你这样自命 是不是 大亨 - 对极 对极 - That's what you call yourself, isn't it? A tycoon? - Absolutely. Absolutely.
我每早起床对镜自照说"早上好 大亨" Every morning I get up and look at myself in the mirror, and I say, "good morning, tycoon."
我知道你对我不敢苟同 弗林特夫人 I, uh... I know you don't approve of me, Mrs. Flint...
但那真的对我俩都无关紧要 But that need be of no concern to either one of us.
我现在要去办公室了 我有工作要做 I'm going into my office now. I've got some work to do.
我保证不会因为一时心血来潮 或巴芬湾上的天气状况就吵你 I promise not to interrupt by calling out points of passing interest or the weather conditions over baffin bay.
我在纽约见你 别忘了系好安全带 I'll see you in New York, and don't forget to fasten your seat belt.
我的帽子到底怎么了 What was wrong with my hat anyway?
- 好了 马克 我来开 - 好 先生 - Okay, Mark. I'll take her. - Okay, sir.
我纳闷梅利莎是谁 I wondered who Melissa was.
某个被遗忘的好莱坞小明星 毫无疑问 Some forgotten Hollywood starlet, no doubt.
我怕 我讨厌起飞时孤零零的 I was scared. I hated being alone during the takeoff.
俯瞰景色如此美丽 It was so beautiful looking down...
灯火、天穹和繁星 The lights, the sky, the stars.
此情此景我多么希望与某人分享 Howl wished I had someone to share it with...
不是这个不会笑的 空中雪茄店的木头印第安人 Not this unsmiling, airborne cigar-store Indian.
然后 命中注定的事发生了 Then, the fatal thing happened.
我很高兴你加入我 I'm glad you decided to join me.
有人分享这个太好了 不是吗 Nice to have someone to share it with, isn't it?
美丽 Beautiful.
打扰了 先生 电话 苏黎世的 Excuse me, sir. Telephone. Zurich.
威拉德 告诉先生们我刚出去了 Willard, tell the gentleman I just stepped out.
我从没去圣瑞吉斯酒店 I never did get to the St. Regis,
我们在纽约他的顶层超豪华公寓结婚了 we were married in New York in his fabulous penthouse.
谢谢 蒂莫西 Thank you, Timothy.
你好
好 嗯哼 Yes. Mm-hmm.
好 Okay.
我最终感到如此安全 I felt so safe at last.
罗德早在遇到我之前就有了他想要的富贵成功 Rod had all the wealth and success he wanted long before he met me.
我感到我不可能带给他人为财死的厄运 I felt I couldn't possibly jinx his life.
嗯哼 至于那个神秘的梅利莎 - Uh-huh. - As for the mysterious Melissa...
我决定绝不向他问起 I decided never to question him about it.
且把谜儿搁半边 I dismissed it from my life.
海瑞温斯顿店的小饰品 A little trinket from Harry Winston's.
我如今回顾起来 我俩相聚的光阴就像 As I look back on it now, our life together was like...
那些迷人的好莱坞爱情和她接下来穿什么片之一 One of those glamorous Hollywood movies all about love and what'll she wear next.
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提醒我等会告诉你我爱你 Remind me to tell you later that I love you.
戏仿貂裘
只要你提醒我我就会提醒你 I'll remind you if you'll remind me.
豪华预算原创故事
主 演 露易莎·梅·福斯特·霍珀·弗林特·安德森
豪华预算惠赠
服饰与假发设计 豪华预算
编剧 制片 导演 摄影 改编 豪华预算
- 露易莎 - 你好 桃瑞丝 - Louisa! - Hello, Doris.
- 露易莎 你看起来天仙下凡 - 哦 切斯特 谢谢 - Now, Louisa, you look divine. - Oh, Chester, thank you.
- 你记得皮特吧 亲爱的 - 哦 当然 - You remember Peter, don't you, darling? - Oh, but of course.
我们某天晚上在摩洛哥会过 We met at El Morocco the other evening.
- 你弹得很美 你来真是荣幸 - 谢谢 - You play beautifully. So nice of you to come. - Thank you.
- 好美的衣服 - 我很高兴你喜欢 - That's a beautiful dress. - Oh, I'm glad you like it.
这是我的最爱 我自己的最爱 It's my favorite... My very own favorite.
我想跟你说 I wanna talk to you.
- 什么事 亲爱的 - 你提醒我等会告诉你 - What is it, dear? - You remind me to tell you later...
我爱你 That I love you.
- 罗德 - 尼基 - Rod! - Nicky!
露易莎 Louisa!
露易莎 亲爱的 这儿有你一定要会会的人 Louisa, darling, here is someone you simply must meet.
- 亲爱的 现在你认识尼基·凯思卡特了 - 见到你太好了 - Darling, now you know Nicky cathcart... - Wonderful to meet you.
- 凯思卡特夫人 - 你好 - Mrs. Cathcart. - How do you do?
- 露易莎 - 我真希望你俩能来陪我们拍张照 - Louisa. - I do hope the two of you can come down to us for a shoot.
嗯 乐意 我们总是喜欢照相 Mmm! Love to. We always get a bang out of a shoot.
提醒我 告诉你 Remind me... to tell you...
那句 That...
我 I...
爱 Love...
你 You.
我一换上我的晚礼服就提醒你 I'll remind you just as soon as I change my nightgown.
肯辛顿阁下及夫人 Lord Kensington, lady Kensington...
我可以介绍我妻子露易莎吗 May I present my wife, Louisa?
- 你好 - 幸会 - How do you do? - So nice.
- 荣幸 - 你好 - Delighted. - How do you do?
我们非常高兴你们今晚能飞过来 We're so happy you could fly in for the evening.
- 我希望你俩这周末来修道院玩 - 哦 我们乐意 - I hope the two of you can come down to the Abbey this weekend. - Oh, we'd love to.
但是 亲爱的 我没有衣服穿啊 Oh, but darling, I haven't a thing to wear.
- 我在提醒你你提醒我告诉你我爱你 - 谢谢你提醒我 - I'm reminding you to remind me to tell you that I love you. - Thank you for reminding me.
我在提醒你 I'm reminding you...
你说要提醒你告诉我你爱我 That you said to remind me to tell me that you love me.
谢谢你提醒我 Thank you for reminding me.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 我爱你 - 我爱你 - I love you. - I love you.
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- 为什么之前他没告诉我 - 你好 亲爱的 我很抱歉我迟了 - Why didn't he tell me before? - Hello, darling. I'm sorry I'm late.
你告诉他他完蛋了 真是完全的灾难 Well you tell him that he's through. This is total disaster.
我怎么可能遇上这事 How could it possibly happen to me?
- 怎么了 - 露易莎 - What happened? - Louisa...
自从我们结婚后 我就弃生意如蔽履 Ever since we got married, I've been neglecting my business.
我如此深爱你以至于我完全不管生意 让它自生自灭 I've been so much in love with you that I've paid no attention to it at all. I've let it slide.
- 我刚刚读了生意报告 - 你面临灭顶之灾 - Well, I've just been reading these business reports. - Are you faced with ruin?
比起我们结婚那天我富了三倍 I am three times as rich as I was the day we got married.
哦 不 Oh, no!
除了罗德·安德森没人能把安德森公司做大三倍 Nobody triples the business of Anderson enterprises but rod Anderson.
有人在发号施令 Someone has been giving orders...
我公司某处有人 Somewhere, somebody in my organization.
这绝对是背叛 Why, that's absolute treachery.
有人背着我发号施令 想想看 Someone's been giving orders behind my back! Imagine that?
我想千金散尽我就千金散尽 If I wanna lose a fortune, I'll lose a fortune.
我想做大三倍我就做大三倍 岂容他人染指 If I wanna triple it, I'll triple it... No one else.
我要查我世界各地办公室的每个人 I'm gonna get to every one of my offices all over the world...
我要查出谁背着我搞动作 And I'm gonna find out who's been running things behind my back.
三倍 他怎么可能做大三倍 这家伙能是谁呢 Triple it? How could he possibly triple it? Who can the guy be?
你花费多年心血训练雇员 主管忠诚服务 You spend years training employees, executives, to serve you faithfully...
他们给你背后捅刀子 And they stab you behind the back?
对你好忠啊 威拉德 That's loyalty for you. Willard?
威拉德 你安排行程去悉尼 约翰内斯堡 Willard, you make arrangements for trips to, uh, Sidney, Johannesburg...
香港和孟买 Hong Kong and Bombay.
我要找到某人 不查出来我不回家 I'm looking for somebody, and I'm not coming back until I find them.
我知道找不到的 I knew there was no man to look for.
不过是我和我的魔女诅咒 It was only me and my witch's curse.
入睡是不可能的了 第二天早上 罗德就会永远离开我的生活 Sleep was impossible. Next morning, rod would go out of my life forever...
并在某处遇到他的劫数 And meet his doom somewhere.
我吓坏了 我苦思救他的办法 I was terrified. I tried to think of a way to save him.
"梅利莎 在他叔叔农场的快乐时光" "Melissa. Happy days on his uncle's farm."
简单生活 The simple life.
- 哞 - 嗯 - Moo. - Hmm?
梅利莎 Melissa?
梅利莎 嗯 Melissa. Mmm.
小罗德·安德森清算资产隐退农场 市场摇摇欲坠
华尔街日报
我们有了简朴的小农场 We had a simple, modest little farm...
我们养了一群鸡 两头母牛 梅利莎和梅利莎二世 一头公牛 梅尔罗斯 Two dozen leghorns for me to look after... and a cow named Melissa... Melissa the second... and a bull named Melrose.
孩子妈 我看起来怎样 Well, ma, how do I look?
邻居都说我看起来真棒 The neighbors all say I look real fine.
棒极了 孩子爸 真漂亮 Wonderful, pa. Real elegant.
多来一口我们本地的苹果酒 Have one more nip of our local cider.
是我的第四口了 我不是喝酒的人 但看在今天是欢迎日份上 Well, it's my fourth, and I'm not a drinkin' man, but seein' as how it's welcomin' day...
- 陪君子 - 嗨 谢谢 - Here's to ya. - Hey, thank ya.
日安 安德森先生 日安 安德森太太 Good day, Mr. Anderson. Good day, Mrs. Anderson.
- 再来一口 - 不 我要开车 - Have another drink. - No, I'm drivin'.
- 以后见 罗德 - 快扶他起来 - We'll see you, rod. - Come on. Get him up.
- 快送他上卡车 - 快 我们走 - Come on. Let's get him to the wagon. - Come on. Let's go.
别再劝酒了 No more.
我真高兴听了你的 I'm sure glad I listened to you.
这是我们来这的第一天 我就已经 This is our first day here, and already...
我意识到这是我一直想回归的生活 I realize that this is what I always wanted to come back to.
你让我做到了 And you made me do it.
喂食时间了 Oh oh, Feeding time.
我去给梅利莎喂食 你给小鸡挤奶 好吗 I'll go feed Melissa, and you milk the chickens, huh?
- 这一刻我等了好多年 - 就不能等到明天吗 - I've been waitin' a lot of years for that. - Can't it wait till tomorrow?
暴露了你有多了解农场 你现在不挤奶 她就会 That shows how much you know about farmin'. You don't milk her now, and she'll be...
哞哞叫一晚上 Mooin' all night long.
我们走 Let's go.
你好 梅利莎 宝贝 Hello, Melissa, baby.
甜心 Oh, sw...
你还好吗 亲爱的 How're you doing, honey?
好极了 亲爱的 Just great, honey.
好姑娘 梅利莎 宝贝 嗯 'Atsa girl, Melissa, baby. Mmm.
哇 宝贝 哇 梅利莎 好姑娘 Whoa, baby. Whoa, Melissa. That's a girl.
梅尔罗斯 Melrose!
饶命 Forgive me!
"我所有其余之股份 现金及证券 " "And all the rest of my holdings, cash and securities..."
葬礼之后几个月 Several months after the funeral...
我不得不听讨厌的生意细节 I had to listen to the grim business details.
罗德把一切这么快卖掉让他财富大缩水 Rod had sold out everything so quickly that his fortune was pitifully reduced.
共计区区一点五亿 It came to a mere $ 150 million.
我感到孤单失落 我决意余生形单影只 I felt alone and lost, and I was determined to live alone for the rest of my life.
这是唯一公平的事 It was the only fair thing to do.
难道这儿没办法买到一杯咖啡吗 Isn't there any way of getting a cup of coffee here?
难道这儿没办法买到一杯咖啡吗 Isn't there any way of gettin' a cup of coffee here.
请问芳名 小姐 What's your name, miss?
呃 露易莎·梅·霍 Uh, Louisa may hop...
霍 Hop...
霍 弗 安德森 Hop... fli... Anderson.
难道这儿没办法买到一杯咖啡吗 Isn't there any way of gettin' a cup of coffee here.
露易莎·梅·霍 霍 霍 弗 安德森在问 Asked Louisa may hop-hop-hop-fli-Anderson.
眼睛楚楚 头发楚楚 她问得如此清楚 Pretty eyes, pretty hair and she asked so clear.
难道这儿没办法买到一杯咖啡吗 Isn't there any way of gettin' a cup of coffee here.
露易莎·梅·霍 霍 霍 弗 安德森 嗯 Uh, Louisa may hop-hop-hop-fli-Anderson, huh?
好有趣的名字 That's a funny name.
叫安德森就好 It's just Anderson.
请等着 安德森小姐 Uh, please stay, miss Anderson.
我为你弄杯咖啡 I'll get you a cup of coffee.
克兰西一定后面出去了 我一直在 Clancy must... must be out back somewhere. I'm in here all the time.
我说 Say, uh...
我希望你不要以为我是放肆 I, uh... I hope you didn't think I was being fresh.
这只是我表演的一部分 你知道 That's just part of my act, you know.
我每晚演出前都得到顾客名单 I get a list of the customers' names each night before the show...
然后我要编首歌将他们名字都用上去 And then I make up little rhymes using all their names.
这是我的专长之一 即兴表演 It's one my specialties, that ad-lib stuff.
咖啡 Coffe?
糖 Sugar?
丹麦人 招待丹麦人 Danish? Serve the Danish.
盛大收场用餐巾 And for a big finale, a napkin.
这是我们的粉红 总是这样 There's our pinky. Always at it.
粉红 你永远出不了舞池吗 Pinky, ain't you ever off the floor?
原来是赫曼·博德金 我敢断言 Why, it's Herman bodkin, I do declare...
厄尼·威尔肯斯与他同在 And Ernie wilkens who's with him there.
我咧嘴一笑 "厄尼 你的头发越来越瘦削" I said with a grin, "Ernie, your hair is gettin' thin,"
厄尼答道 "肥发谁要 " and Ernie answered, "who wants fat hair?"
是真的 我从停不下来 Ah, it's true. I, uh, never seem to stop being on.
哦 我喜欢 Oh, I liked it.
你在这儿表演 You performing around here?
我在这儿表演 Am I performing around here?
看 Look.
那就是我 粉红·本森 That's me... pinky Benson.
- 还要点别的吗 - 嗯 - Can I get you anything else? - Mm-mm.
- 算在我账上 - 不用 谢了 - It's on me. - No, thank you.
- 干什么 - 我付账 克兰西 - What's doin'? - I got it, clance.
谢谢 Thank you.
如果你待会儿不忙 你想看我的表演吗 Say, uh, if you're not busy later, would you like to watch my act?
待会儿干什么我还没决定 I hadn't decided what to do later.
我甚至本想在这城里待上几天再下决定 I even thought of staying in this town for a few days till I made up my mind.
那么 Well?
呃 Well, uh...
- 当然 我会来 - 好 - Well, sure. I'll come. - Good.
我得现在赶紧去了 Um, I gotta kinda rush over there right now.
我要为我的支持者花两小时穿戏服和化妆 It takes me two hours for my props and to put on my costume and makeup.
哦 真的 演出怎么样 Oh. Really? How's it going?
资方一定爱我 我在这演了14年了 Well, the management must love me. I've been playing there for 14 years.
再见 See you later.
- 谁订的全熟绿豌豆煮玉米 - Who ordered the well-done, green peas, succotash?
- 这边 - 半熟 - Here. Over here. - Medium-well.
- 半边菠菜 - 嗨 我订的是奶油菠菜 - Side of spinach. - Hey. I ordered the creamed spinach.
这对你更好 无胆固醇 土豆泥 全熟 Ah, that's better for you. No cholesterol. Mashed potatoes, well-done.
- 一份嫩的炸肉末 - 我订的是法式炸薯条 端回去 - One rare, hashed brown! - I ordered French fries. Take it back!
- 你总是大惊小怪 - 闭嘴 - Ah, you always make such a fuss. - Ah, shut up!
我同意 但尽情吃 亲爱的 没人想要一把骨头 I agree. But stuff yourself, honey. No man wants a fistful of bones.
好了 好了 他来了 为晚餐助兴 Okay! Okay! Here he is... For your dinner pleasure...
泽西城自家的粉红·本森 Jersey city's own uh-pinky uh-Benson!
晚上好 朋友们 邻居们 Well, good evening, friends and neighbors.
今晚谁与我们共度 希姆金夫妇 Hey, who do we have here with us tonight? The shimkins.
玫瑰·希姆金得以坐在前排 她帽子上戴着玫瑰 Rosie shimkin was able to get a ringside table. She's wearing a Rose in her hat.
陪她的是她的丈夫马特 就这个 And with her is her husband, Matt. And that is that.
丹尼斯·霍坐在那边角落 嗨 丹尼斯 Dennis horner is sittin'over there in the corner. Hiya, Dennis!
佩姬·诺顿 佩姬·诺顿和她妹妹敏 And Peggy Norton... Peggy Norton and her sister min.
啃着骨头就像狗儿铃叮叮 Chewin' on those bones like rin tin tin.
都来也欢迎 一位也欢迎 So, welcome, all! Welcome, one.
乐一乐 听一听 Lend an ear and have some fun.
我想你我该相识 I think that you and I should get acquainted
- 我来你前问你名 - 我要说的是走开 - I'll just come up to you and ask your name - what I say is live...
- 我要告诉我的名 我要说天气真宜人 - 离我远点 -I'll tell you mine, and I'll say, isn't the weather fine - and leave me alone.
难道你不真高兴你来此 And aren't you really glad so glad that you came.
然后你我成相识 Then after you and I become acquainted
我要问你愿不愿意呆一会 I'll ask you if you'd like to stay a while.
你要说你愿意你一笑飞 You'll say you would you'll give me a smile.
佳人 你让我夜无悔 Oh, goody-good you'll make my evenin' worthwhile.
在我们小约会结束前 Before our little rendezvous ends.
我们不会仅仅是相识 We won't just be acquainted.
我们将是最最好的朋友 We'll be the very, very best of friends.
我能明白为什么资方爱他 I could see why the management loved him.
他一点妨碍不了酒菜销售 He didn't interfere one bit with the sale of food and liquor.
这是我曾见过最烂的表演 It was the worst act I'd ever seen.
只要看到粉红就让我想潸然泪下 Just looking at pinky made me want to cry.
但他如此快活和无忧无虑 But he was so happy and untroubled.
我在这感觉就像在家 你看得出来 And I feel at home here, as you can see.
在整个14年里 你从不想去别处表演 And in all the 14 years, you've never wanted to play anywhere else?
- 你是说 干大事 - 嗯哼 - Oh, you mean, uh, the big time? - Mm-hmm.
为什么人人都觉得你必须想干大事 Boy, why does everybody seem to think you have to wanna play the big time?
为什么 你登峰造极 Why? You get to the top of the ladder...
你就是你粉丝的奴隶 你没有你自己的生活 You're a slave to your fans, you got no life of your own.
你就会开始为维持地位烦恼 不 我不干 Then you gotta start worryin' about staying up there. Oh, no. Not for me.
我很高兴做我在做的事 I'm happy doing what I'm doing.
你知道吗 我在白天教孩子们跳舞 And you know what? I teach dancing to kids in the daytime.
- 真不错 - 对 我的 我的妻子过去想要我出人头地 - That's nice. - Yeah. My, uh... my wife wanted me to get ahead.
她想要我找个经纪人 发言人 宣传 试音 争争争 She wanted me to get an agent, press agent, publicity, audition, push, push, push.
- 你妻子 - 对 我曾结婚过 我们曾是个团队 - Your wife? - Yeah. I was married once. We were... we were a team.
她总是想往高处走 所以我让她走了 She always wanted to be way up there, so I let her go.
今天那女人是葛丽泰·嘉宝了 And today that woman is Greta garbo.
她嫁给个大阔佬就离开事业了 Nah. She married a guy with a lotta dough and she left the business.
我不怪她 I don't blame her.
我一点不怪她 I don't blame her at all.
我只是想要简单生活的男人 I was just a guy who wanted the simple kinda life.
这就是我人生的故事 And that's the story of my life.
告诉给了露易莎·梅·霍-霍-霍 As told to Louisa may hop-hop-hop.
霍-弗-安德森 本本 嘭嘭 Hop-fli-Anderson boom boom, be-doom be-doom.
露易莎·梅·霍·弗·安德森·本森 Louisa may hop-fli-Anderson Benson.
对 我们结婚了 幸福结婚了 Yes. We were married... Happily married.
我们住在哈得逊河上我们可爱的船屋里 And we lived on our lovely houseboat on the Hudson.
我告诉他我有一大笔钱在某处 I told him I had a great deal of money somewhere...
但我们都把它忘得一干二净 But both of us forgot all about it.
嗬 早上好 本森太太 祝你早上好 Ho! Good mornin', Mrs. Benson good mornin' to you.
早上好 本森太太 你好吗 Good mornin', Mrs. Benson how do you do?
我会只给你一个吻就罢休 I'll give you just one kiss then I I! Stop
因为我得把我们的小船拖拖拖 'cause I gotta give our little boat a mop, mop, mop.
我如今回顾起来 As I look back on it now...
我俩相聚的光阴就像一段音乐剧 Our life together was like a gay musical number...
好莱坞最伟大的音乐片之一里面的 From one of those big, Hollywood movie musicals.
我们的小船屋 On our little houseboat.
只为两人建 Built for two.
小小小船屋 Tiny little houseboat.
只为我 Just for me.
和你 And you.
单独在一起 All alone together.
只有我 Only me.
和你 And yo-o-o...
我亲爱的 My darling.
在哈得逊河我们的小船屋上 单独在一起 - On our houseboat on the Hudson alone, alone together.
在哈得逊河上生活多美好 不管何种天气 Life is rosy on the Hudson in any brand of weather.
远离城市街道 远离万山荆棘 Far from city streets and far from hills of Heather.
爱吧 唱吧 跳吧 一生一世 Lovin', singin', dancin' all of the time.
嗨 我们走 Well, heigh-ho, let's go.
生活就是一出歌舞表演 Life is just a vaudeville show.
- 唱吧跳吧 - 试试吧 - Sing and dance - take a chance.
单独在一起 All alone together.
只有我 Only me.
和你 在哈得逊河我们的小船屋上 单独 -And you -on our houseboat on the Hudson, alone.
单独在一起 在哈得逊河上生活多美好 不管何种天气 Alone together, life is rosy on the Hudson in any brand of weather.
远离城市街道 远离万山荆棘 Far from city streets and far from hills of Heather.
爱吧 唱吧 跳吧 一生一世 Lovin', singin', dancin' all of the time.
在哈得逊河我们的小船屋上 单独 On our houseboat on the Hudson, alone.
单独在一起 在哈得逊河上生活多美好 不管何种天气 Alone together, life is rosy on the Hudson in any brand of weather.
远离城市街道 远离万山荆棘 Far from city streets and far from hills of Heather.
爱吧 唱吧 跳吧 一生 Lovin', singin', dancin' all of the.
一世 Time.
起锚 出航 露易莎 Oh, anchors aweigh and hit the deck, Louisa.
船来了 我们跟你狂欢 It's ship ahoy we 're on the town with you.
你跟着船队、水手和桅杆 露易莎 You follow the fleet and tars and spars, Louisa.
你为我们做船长和船员 For us you are the captain and the crew.
我们多爱露易莎 Oh, how we love Louisa. Oh, how we love Louisa.
天堂之上送来她 She's sent from heaven up above.
就像比萨斜塔 Just like the tower of pisa.
只有一个露易莎 There's only one Louisa.
LO L-O
VE V-E
爱 Love.
然后开始出事了 Then it began to happen.
我们计划为粉红演出后开个生日聚会 We were planning a birthday party for pinky after the last show.
我猜东西齐了 热狗 面包卷 Well, I guess we got everything: The hot dogs, the rolls, and...
- 嗨 看钟 我得化妆了 - 你有时间的 - Hey! Look at the clock. I gotta get made up. - Oh, you've got time.
不 我没有 我没有两个小时了 No. I don't. I have less than two hours.
再花两个小时卸妆你就没时间聚会了 It takes you two hours to get out of that makeup. You'll be late for your party.
- 你就不能跳过吗 - 跳过演出 - Couldn't you just skip it? - Skip the performance?
不 我是说跳过化妆 本来面目就好 No. Skip the makeup, I mean. Do it just as you are.
别傻了 亲爱的 化妆就是全部表演 Oh, don't be silly, darling. The makeup's the whole act.
- 柠檬汽水桶 粉红 - 谢谢 - Here's the bucket of lemonade, pinky. - Thank you.
谢谢 特伦蒂诺先生 因为聚会的事 Thank you. Mr. Trentino, because of the party...
这样好不好 粉红今晚不穿行头就演 Would it be all right if... if pinky went on tonight without putting on all his stuff?
当然可以 你不想错过你自己的生日聚会的 Sure! You don't wanna miss your own birthday party.
- 好吗 亲爱的 - 呃 - Okay, honey? - Oh, uh...
我会觉得..我会觉得一丝不挂 我 I'll feel... I'll feel naked. I...
把诗也免掉吧 Well, leave out the verses, too.
把诗也免掉 Leave out the verses?
就这一次 Just this once.
好吧 鉴于聚会 但是 Well, alright, on account of the party, but...
我觉得滑稽 我 I feel funny. I...
我会产下可怕的蛋 I'm gonna lay an awful egg.
- 现在为您助兴 - 谁订的全熟 - And now for your enjoyment... - Who ordered the well-done...
- 新泽西自家的哈哈小子 - 绿豌豆煮玉米 - New Jersey's own ha-ha boy... - Green peas, succotash?
- 粉红·本森 - 我们离开这儿 - Uh-pinky uh-Benson! - Let's get outta here.
侍者 结帐 Waiter, check!
我 Well, I...
- 弗兰基第二次掉下来了 - Frankie dropped him in the second...
- 因为我说"嗨" - 第五次了 - Because I said, "hey..." - It was the fifth.
- 我在那儿 - 特伦蒂诺先生 我们能来点调料吗 - I was there. - Mr. Trentino, may we have some relish?
当然可以 自便 Sure. Help yourself.
- 一份嫩的炸肉末 - 我订的是法式炸薯条 - One rare, hashed brown. - I ordered French fries!
- 我想你我该相识 - 谁订的全熟的 - I think that you and I should get acquainted - who ordered the well-done?
我来你前问你名 I'll just come up to you and ask your name
我要告诉我的名 我要说天气真宜人 I'll tell you mine, I'll say isn't the weather fine.
难道你不真高兴你来此 And aren't you really glad, so glad that you came?
然后你我成相识 Then after you and I become acquainted
我要问你愿不愿意呆 I'll ask you if you'd like to stay.
- 一会 - 嗨 医生 - A while - hey, doc.
- 你叫谁 嘘 - 你要说你愿意 - Who do you got... sh! - You'll say you would.
你会给我一个微笑 You'll give me a smile.
佳人 你让我夜无悔 Aw, goody-good. You'll make my evenin' worthwhile.
在我们小约会结束前 And before our little rendezvous ends.
我们不会仅仅是相识 We won't be just acquainted.
我们将是最最好的朋友 We'll be the very, very best of friends.
精彩 精彩 Bravo! Bravo!
精彩 Bravo!
本森 风靡一时酒馆民谣歌手
我想你我该相识 I think that you and I should get acquainted
本森 百老汇金矿
我成长得习惯这地方了 I've grown accustomed to this place.
粉红娴熟演技与拍片相见恨晚
什么 凯撒 What! Caesar!
- 好 去洗片 - 棒极了 粉红 - Cut. Print. - Magnificent, pinky.
- 精彩 粉红 - 棒极了 我从没导演过比你更好的男演员 - Wonderful, pinky. - Magnificent. I'll never direct a better actor.
想想看他们本想把那个威尔斯曼塞进来 - And to think they wanted to put that welshman in the part.
我还是在水边 Well, I was still near water...
在我们美丽的好莱坞池边独坐 Sitting by our beautiful Hollywood pool alone.
我又悲剧重演 我失去了粉红 I had done it again, and I had lost pinky...
失给了他的名声 财富 经纪 宣传人 秘书 Lost him to fame, fortune, his agents, publicity men, secretaries...
和崇拜他的粉丝 And his adoring fans.
昨晚我在威斯特伍德的试映如何 How about my preview in Westwood last night, huh?
- 大轰动 - 那是当然 粉红 - What a gas. - Sure was, pinky.
所有那些粉红·本森影迷尖叫大喊痛哭 All those pinky Benson fans screaming, yelling, crying...
啊哈 小家伙们 我爱他们 我爱他们 Ah-ha. The little people. I love 'em. I love 'em.
倘若制片厂想砍掉那电影一分钟 And if the studio tries to cut one minute of that film...
我就把那神经病院烧成白地 I'm gonna burn that nuthouse to the ground.
五个半小时对一个粉红·本森影迷来说根本不长 Five and a half hours is not too long for a pinky Benson fan.
对 本森先生 Yes, Mr. Benson.
关于首映 人人用心做 明白了 Now, about the premiere. Everybody on the ball. See?
嗨 露易莎 Hi, Louisa.
嗨 粉红 进来泡一会吗 Hi, pinky. Going in for a dip?
不 我要去布朗·德比餐厅 No. I'm goin' to brown derby.
我要跟这些马屁精吃工作午餐 I got a business luncheon with these creeps.
- 再见 宝贝 - 你不换换装吗 - Ciao, baby. - Ain't you gonna change?
- 为什么 - 你知道不打领带你进不了德比餐厅 - What for? - You know you can't get in the derby without a tie on.
见鬼 Geez.
还有粉红 午餐后你得录个演说送给泽西城 And pinky, after lunch you gotta tape a speech to send to Jersey city.
- 对 你跟我说过 干什么用 - 粉红·本森日 - Yeah, you told me. What's it for? - Pinky Benson day.
为您举办的大庆典 Big ceremony in your honor.
市民们齐聚一堂将您出生的房子门前刷成粉红色 Citizens are getting together to paint the front of the house you were born in in pink.
是吗 Yeah?
哇 这有点意思 Gee. That's kinda sweet.
- 我想知道谁想出来的 - 我想出来的 - I wonder who thought 0' that? - I did.
是吗 主意是从我这来的 这地方怎么搞的 Yeah? Well, here's an idea from me. What's the matter with this place?
粉丝们天天下午坐着巴士经过这儿 The fans in the busses go by here every afternoon.
要让他们毫无疑问知道哪栋房子是粉红的 Let's let 'em know without a doubt which house is pinky's house!
粉红·本森 主演 烈焰红唇
对 对 他来了 粉红·本森 Yes. Yes, it is! Pinky Benson.
他坐着他著名的全粉红劳斯莱斯来了 He's arriving in his famous, all-pink Rolls-Royce.
我从没见过类似盛况 Oh, I've never seen anything like this.
我报导过最大的首映 "宾虚" "埃及艳后" I've covered the biggest of all premieres: Ben-hur, Cleopatra.
但这"烈焰红唇" 盛大无匹 But this, flaming lips... This is the biggest of them all.
今晚所有演艺巨星云集在此 All the greats in show business are here tonight...
巨星和接近巨星 The great and the near-great...
和所有的小家伙们 And all the little people...
等着"烈焰红唇"的首映 Awaiting the premiere of flaming lips.
粉红·本森夫人看起来穿着粉红 完全粉红的鼠皮大衣 Mrs. Pinky Benson seems to be wearing a pink... all-pink chinchilla coat.
他在向群众介绍粉红·本森夫人 Now he's introducing Mrs. Pinky Benson to the crowd.
美不胜收 Oh, this is fabulous.
人群如此喧闹 我但愿你们能听见我 女士们先生们 The crowd is roaring so much. I hope you can hear me, ladies and gentlemen.
我从没见过像这样的首映 I have never seen a premiere like this.
现在他们正走进剧场 因为粉红·本森 And now they're going into the theater, as pinky Benson...
今晚在"烈焰红唇"里 粉红·本森证明 Tonight, in flaming lips, pinky Benson proved...
喜剧也能演上五个半小时 That a comedy can run five and a half hours.
今天早些时候 粉红告诉我们 他下一部电影将演七个半小时 Earlier today, pinky told us his next film will run seven and a half hours.
- 听那掌声 - 粉红 宝贝 你说的没错 - Listen to that applause! - Oh, pinky, baby, you were right.
- 大轰动 - 这是你曾演过最伟大的电影 - This is a gas! - This is the greatest thing you've ever done.
我余生甚至都不想导演别的男演员了 Pinky, I don't ever want to direct another actor for the rest of my life.
谢谢你 朋友 让我们除掉那马屁精 下部电影我自己导 Thank you, pal. Let's get rid of that creep. I'll direct the next one myself.
这部电影票房准会上五千万 This picture is a cinch to do 50 million at the box office.
- 是啊 太糟了我只能分一半 - 是啊 - Yeah. Too bad I only get half of that. - Yeah.
制片厂想要您与弗兰克、马龙和加里合演 And the studio wants you to co-star with frank, Marlon and Cary...
- 说要拍"四骑士" - 哇 - In a remake of the four horsemen. - Well!
- 为什么我要那些累赘 我一人演四角 - 我们要粉红 - Why should I carry those deadweights? I'll play all four. - We want pinky!
- 他也能做到 - 让我们离开这儿 暴民要来了 - And he can do it too. - Let's get out of here. The mob is coming.
- 散开 散开 都让路 - 我们要粉红 我们要粉红 - Break it up. Break it up. Everybody outta the way. - We want pinky! We want pinky!
本森先生 你是影神 Mr. Benson, you was divine!
- 真是影神 - 现在来到我们镜头的是"烈焰红唇"的联袂主演 - Just divine! - And now, coming to our cameras, the co-star of flaming lips...
琳达·帕迪小姐 另一位粉红·本森发掘的明星 Miss Linda putty... Another pinky Benson discovery.
发掘新人是我们行业之基 Making new discoveries is the basis of our industry.
现在 来到我们麦克风的是 And now, coming to our microphone...
她来了 粉红·本森夫人 Here she is, Mrs. Pinky Benson.
我妻子总是是我的灵感源泉 My wife has always been my inspiration.
粉红 我们从前门绝对出不去 Pinky, we'll never get out the front way.
- 为什么你不从侧门溜走 亲爱的 - 对 我猜是的 可我 - Why don't you just slip out the side way, darling? - Yes. I guess so. But I...
我恨这样对待他们 I hate to do this to them.
毕竟 他们来看的是我 After all, I'm what they came to see.
- 对 我们知道 快 这边 - 我们走 粉红 就这样 - Yeah. We know. Come on. This way. - Let's go, pinky. That's all.
我们要粉红 我们要粉红 We want pinky! We want pinky!
小家伙 我爱他们 爱他们 The little people. I love 'em. Love 'em.
祝福他们吧 我不能让他们失望 Ah, bless 'em. I can't let 'em down.
毕竟 我是他们建造梦想的东西 After all, I'm the stuff their dreams are made of.
我属于他们 I belong to them.
嗨 大伙们 大伙们 Hey, fellas. Fellas!
看谁在这 是我 是你们的粉红 Look who's here. It's me. It's your pinky!
看 是粉红 Look! It's pinky!
粉红 粉红 Pinky! Pinky!
是的 本森小姐 我知道 我知道 Ah, yes, miss Benson. I know. I know.
但这是"南方遗嘱时间" 我们得面对现实 But it's "willsville time in Dixie," and we've gotta face the facts...
就是死人的精明 Death wise, that is.
我简明体贴跟你说 你得到了全部 全部 So I'm gonna give it to you short and sweet. You get all the moo. All of it.
但有个坑 But there's one catch.
"所以我要求建造粉红·本森纪念馆献给我的影迷 "And so I order to be built the pinky Benson memorial museum, dedicated to my fans...
"里面要将我所有的舞鞋浸铜保存 "And within it will be preserved all my dancing shoes dipped in bronze...
"还要有我喉咙的巨大黄金复制品 "And a giant gold replica of my larynx."
"我雕像前要永远燃着粉红色灯光 "A permanent, pink light will burn before my statue..."
"一万五千座的礼堂里要每天24小时放我的电影 "And in the 15,000-seat auditorium, my pictures will run 24 hours a day."
"其余一切我遗赠给我的妻子 露易莎·梅·本森" "everything else I bequeath to my wife, Louisa may Benson."
粉红说的没错 Pinky was right.
他的确属于他的影迷 He did belong to his fans...
永远 Forever.
在我遇见他时他是如此甜蜜男人 He was such a sweet man when I met him.
- 然后就 - 就这样了 - And then came... - Well, that's all.
为什么 这还不够吗 Why? Isn't that enough?
又留下三千万给我 Oh, I was left with another $30 million...
我就飞来华盛顿 结果我们就见面了 And I flew right here to Washington and that brings us up to date.
我要把钱送掉 政府阻止不了我 你也阻止不了我 And I'm gonna give that money away. The government's not gonna stop me either, and neither are you.
请回答我的问题 史蒂凡森医生 Please answer my question, Dr. Steffanson.
我是魔女 还是不是 Am I a witch, or am I not?
最后两个丈夫你什么话也没说 Well, you haven't said anything for the last two husbands.
- 你甚至都不听我讲了 - 谁 什么事 - Well, you're not even listening to me. - Uh, who? Uh, what?
- 你是个分析师呀 - 嗯 - Well, you're an analyst! - Huh?
- 分析呀 - 哦 那个 是的 - Analyze! - Oh, that. Yes.
让我看看 你嫁了 Uh, now, let me see. Um, you... you got married...
四个男人因为爱 嗯哼 To four men for love, mm-hmm?
他们全都注定成功而亡 All of them were doomed to success and extinction.
有霍珀 弗林特 安德森和 本森 There was hopper, flint, Anderson and... and Benson.
还有个 有个你恨的男人 伦纳德·克劳利 And one man... one man you hated. That was Leonard crawley.
呃 那是非常强烈的感情 恨 Well, that's a very strong emotion, hate.
你 我觉得 Say, you now... I think, for...
等等 你指望我什么 立刻分析出来 Wait a minute. What do you expect of me? Instant analysis?
你的案例可能要花上接下来50年的每天24小时 Why-why your case might take 24 hours a day for the next 50 years.
换句话说 露易莎 In other words, Louisa...
你愿意嫁给我吗 Would you marry me?
- 史蒂凡森医生 - 如果你想要的是简单 你应该看看我的公寓 - Dr. Steffanson... - Look, if it's simplicity you want, you should see my apartment.
我献身科学啊 我烦死洗自己的袜子啊 I'm a dedicated man of science, and I'm so tired washing out my own socks.
你说呢 露易莎 What do you say, Louisa?
- 维克多 你为我不惜命我深感荣幸 - 谢谢 - Victor, I'm honored that you'd risk your life for me. - Thank you.
但这不公平 我根本不爱你 But it isn't fair. I simply don't love you.
不爱我 No.
但你会为我寄来账单吗 But would you mail my check in for me anyway?
哦 请不要感觉这么糟 Oh, please don't feel so bad.
也许你终究帮助了我 Maybe you helped me after all.
我对四个男人说"好" 而对你说"不" 难道不是进步吗 I said "yes" to four men and I said "no" to you. Isn't that progress?
我猜勉强算是吧 Of a sorts, I guess.
你瞧 在听了我点点滴滴人生故事之后 You see, after listening to my accumulated life story...
你自然以为我会说"好" You naturally assumed that I'd say "yes."
可是你错了 But you were wrong.
- 错了 - 是的 - Wrong? - Yes.
我错了 I was wrong.
我有最奇怪的麻酥酥感觉直到我的 I... I have the strangest... Tingling sensation in my...
史蒂凡 维克多 你没事吧 Dr. Stef... Victor, are you all right?
醒醒 医生 哦 天哪 Wake up, doctor! Oh, dear.
我怎么下去 我得下去 哦 How do I get... I've got to... oh!
- 哦 请帮我 - 哦 打扰了 我 - Oh, please help me. - Oh, excuse me. I, uh...
请你按那按钮让这玩意下来好吗 Would you please press that button and let this thing down?
史蒂凡森医生 Dr. Steffanson.
夫人 我 什么 露易莎 Ma'am, I... what? Louisa?
- 伦纳德·克劳利 - 嗯 - Leonard crawley! - Mm.
医生怎么了 What happened to the doctor?
他掉下来了 Uh, he fell off.
他总是这样 Well, he always does.
史蒂凡森医生 Dr. Steffanson.
医生 医生 Doctor? Doctor.
- 伦纳德 - 嗯 - Leonard. - Hmm?
- 你在这当物业管理 - 什么 - You're the custodian here. - What?
听着 露易莎 让我们直言不讳 Now, look, Louisa, let's call a spade a spade.
- 我在这当看门的 - 哦 好惨 - I'm the janitor here. - Oh, how awful!
不不不 我应得的 你知道 这叫"报应不爽" Oh, no, no, no. I deserved it. You know... "Poeticjustice" it's called.
- 这么说来 我也毁了你的人生 - 不 你造就了它 - But in a way, I ruined your life, too. - Oh, no. You made it.
事实上 你知道吗 我失去一切后 我才开始了人生 In fact, you know, when I lost everything, I just began to live.
并且 并且我会永远感激你 And... and I'll always be grateful to you...
和你的朋友 And your friend.
- 梭罗 - 嗯哼 他说"简单吧" - Thoreau! - Mm-hmm. He said, "simplify."
当一个看门的你生活不能再简单了 And you can't get much more simpler than bein' a janitor.
- 伦纳德 - 嗯哼 - Leonard. - Mm-hmm?
你是世界上唯一一个我曾真正恨过的男人 You're the only man in the world I ever really hated.
恨是非常强烈的感情 你知道吗 Hate's a very strong emotion, you know?
但我想我最恨的事是我知道 But I think the thing I hated most was that I knew...
在小镇帝王内心深处 That deep down, under that small-town emperor...
有个我想结识的人 There was a human being that I wanted to know...
你却不让他出来 And you wouldn't let come out.
伦纳德 吃午饭了 Leonard, lunch!
- 嗨 妈妈 - 好了 亲爱的 你来摆开 - Hey, mom. - Alright, honey. Now, you spread these around.
乔纳森 吃午饭了 Jonathan, lunch!
嗨 看 妈妈 看我抓到的 Hey. Look, mom. Look what I caught.
- 鲨鱼 - 好极了 我们用它们做晚餐 - Sharks! - Well. Wonderful. We'll have these for dinner.
帮你哥哥去 Now, help your brother.
杰拉尔丁 吃午饭了 亲爱的 Geraldine, lunch, honey!
- 听着 不要掉了 - 你以为我是什么人 一个宝宝 - Now, don't you drop this. - What do you think I am, a baby?
好了 好了 就来了 Alright. Alright. Help is on the way.
- 椅子好了 妈妈 - 好的 - Here's the chair, mom. - Okay.
- 好了 孩子们 你们现在能喝牛奶了 - 难道我们不等爸爸吗 - All right, children. You can start your milk now. - Aren't we gonna wait for daddy?
不等 爸爸要犁完地 他今早就开始了 Nope. Daddy's finishing the plowing he started this morning.
然后公主有了四个美丽的孩子 - And the Princess had four beautiful children:
伦纳德 乔纳森 杰拉尔丁和布奇 Leonard and Jonathan and Geraldine and butch.
从此以后他们一直幸福生活 And they all lived happily ever after.
露易莎 Louisa!
石油 石油 It's oil! It's oil!
露易莎 看 石油 是石油 看 Louisa! Look! It's oil. It's oil! Look at it.
这 不能发生 这不能是真的 It... can't be happening. It can't be true.
这不能发生 It can't be happening!
但这是的 露易莎 是真的 But it is, Louisa. It's real.
嗨 看这个 是真的 石油 Hey! Look at this. It's real! It's oil!
当然是真的 是我们的 You bet it's real. And it's ours!
- 你们的 - 没错 白痴 它属于我们 - Yours? - Yes, you idiot! It belongs to us.
你挖破了我们管道 You punched a hole in our pipeline.
- 不是我们的 - 不是 是我们的 - It's not ours? - No. It's ours!
我美妙的美妙的[魔力]失败 My wonderful, wonderful failure.